"cheesy" should mean something is really good
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"cheesy" should mean something is really good
pronouncing plebiscite to rhyme with Seabiscuit
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
pronouncing plebiscite to rhyme with Seabiscuit
an ancient shepherd could never remember all my banking passwords and would indeed be mystified to look upon them
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
an ancient shepherd could never remember all my banking passwords and would indeed be mystified to look upon them
At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
At some point I did something to my Tumblr algorithm that made it think I want this slutty Watto suggested to me every day
Imagine you're accused of a bunch of sex crimes and child abuse and the thing you're most embarrassed of is consensually sucking the dick of an adult who was famously good at getting his dick sucked
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Imagine you're accused of a bunch of sex crimes and child abuse and the thing you're most embarrassed of is consensually sucking the dick of an adult who was famously good at getting his dick sucked
today I am MTILFAFMCDTIUT
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
today I am MTILFAFMCDTIUT
Illegal and bad to do
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November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Oh, a show in which all humanity is affected by a space event that causes them to all become happy and free and unified, except for a lady named Carol who is just experiencing this as disruption to her routine and is annoyed by it? Yeah, I watched Carol and the End of the World in 2023.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Oh, a show in which all humanity is affected by a space event that causes them to all become happy and free and unified, except for a lady named Carol who is just experiencing this as disruption to her routine and is annoyed by it? Yeah, I watched Carol and the End of the World in 2023.
fuck yeah it's Veterans Day I love watching people jerk off
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
fuck yeah it's Veterans Day I love watching people jerk off
MASH was magical realism because Radar was slightly precognitive
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
MASH was magical realism because Radar was slightly precognitive
Once on a family vacation, on our way to our destination we hit a deer, which slightly dinged up the fender, and we left the blood on the white car all week thru our vacation so we could "prove" to the car rental company what had happened. Would a simple photo have sufficed? IDK leave me alone
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Once on a family vacation, on our way to our destination we hit a deer, which slightly dinged up the fender, and we left the blood on the white car all week thru our vacation so we could "prove" to the car rental company what had happened. Would a simple photo have sufficed? IDK leave me alone
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
well yes, that does seem to be what all the guys are trying to catch during sports
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lord grant me the courage to change the things I can
When I say something about the streamers I watch to my mom's cats I have to briefly explain who they are and what streams are because obviously they don't know that. When I say it to my cats I don't have to explain because they're used to it so they know already.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When I say something about the streamers I watch to my mom's cats I have to briefly explain who they are and what streams are because obviously they don't know that. When I say it to my cats I don't have to explain because they're used to it so they know already.
In a few years Musk will have slumped into a latter day Howard Hughes type state and his fans will meme on his "based" jars of "chad" piss and if someone says "I'm genuinely worried for this obviously unwell man" they'll reply "rent free 🤣🤣🤣"
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
In a few years Musk will have slumped into a latter day Howard Hughes type state and his fans will meme on his "based" jars of "chad" piss and if someone says "I'm genuinely worried for this obviously unwell man" they'll reply "rent free 🤣🤣🤣"
The state should declare on each solstice and equinox which numbers are the official funny numbers this season and everyone can say them and be funny. If you say old ones you're not cool but if you say VERY old ones it's kind of funny. Other countries do also but different numbers and we fight wars.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The state should declare on each solstice and equinox which numbers are the official funny numbers this season and everyone can say them and be funny. If you say old ones you're not cool but if you say VERY old ones it's kind of funny. Other countries do also but different numbers and we fight wars.
everybody thinks they could handle a baddie like Bev Bighead until the motherfuckin PLATES come out
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
everybody thinks they could handle a baddie like Bev Bighead until the motherfuckin PLATES come out
something is Gavin Degraw's fault but I'm not sure what
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
something is Gavin Degraw's fault but I'm not sure what
I dreamed about the hot new challenge, get ready for Poop Out Of Your Peehole Challenge 2025
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I dreamed about the hot new challenge, get ready for Poop Out Of Your Peehole Challenge 2025
I used to not be too stupid to interact with a file system
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I used to not be too stupid to interact with a file system
me drinking strawberry milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my orange cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my blue cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my blue cup: transgender milk
me drinking strawberry milk out of my orange cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my blue cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my blue cup: transgender milk
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
me drinking strawberry milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my orange cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my blue cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my blue cup: transgender milk
me drinking strawberry milk out of my orange cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my yellow cup:
me drinking chocolate milk out of my blue cup:
me drinking strawberry milk out of my blue cup: transgender milk
In my dream all things were ending and the darkness was gay
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
In my dream all things were ending and the darkness was gay
The word "lazy" is derived from Lazarus, because he was dead and thus lying around doing nothing before someone made him get off his ass and back to work. I made this up.
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The word "lazy" is derived from Lazarus, because he was dead and thus lying around doing nothing before someone made him get off his ass and back to work. I made this up.
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saw a tiktok video about a guy going to get sushi while singing to himself about it like strongbad and couldn't help myself
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
saw a tiktok video about a guy going to get sushi while singing to himself about it like strongbad and couldn't help myself