chugner
@chugner.com
toddler dad | coffee snob | retired MySpace scene dweeb
Getting ready for the day and hanging on to Halloween apparently.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Getting ready for the day and hanging on to Halloween apparently.
This plays in my head every time I put a thong on. It haunts me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This plays in my head every time I put a thong on. It haunts me.
Working remote has ruined any style I had. I look like a highlighter today.
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Working remote has ruined any style I had. I look like a highlighter today.
Just got this obnoxious orange #iPhone17Pro in the mail. I’ve had a black iPhone since day one, so this is a bit of a change…
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just got this obnoxious orange #iPhone17Pro in the mail. I’ve had a black iPhone since day one, so this is a bit of a change…
Got the new tech woven case for the iPhone 17 Pro in today. It’s actually really nice.
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Got the new tech woven case for the iPhone 17 Pro in today. It’s actually really nice.
Not to brag, but beans room is looking pretty fly. #focusfriend
September 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not to brag, but beans room is looking pretty fly. #focusfriend
Homie isn’t even celebrating #internationaldogday.
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Homie isn’t even celebrating #internationaldogday.
Saw a rock n roll band tonight.
April 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Saw a rock n roll band tonight.
Travis Barker was the one I was thinking of.
April 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Travis Barker was the one I was thinking of.
Picked up #fahreneit182. Stoked. @markhoppus.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Picked up #fahreneit182. Stoked. @markhoppus.bsky.social
So, the new #adaytoremember record. How we feeling about it? I’m at a 6/10.
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So, the new #adaytoremember record. How we feeling about it? I’m at a 6/10.
1. Open a text box on your iPhone
2. Turn on speech to text
3. Say “racist” a few times (don’t type)
4. Enjoy whatever the hell this is
2. Turn on speech to text
3. Say “racist” a few times (don’t type)
4. Enjoy whatever the hell this is
February 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
1. Open a text box on your iPhone
2. Turn on speech to text
3. Say “racist” a few times (don’t type)
4. Enjoy whatever the hell this is
2. Turn on speech to text
3. Say “racist” a few times (don’t type)
4. Enjoy whatever the hell this is
Fox News: “…and they had some rapper nobody’s even heard of”.
February 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fox News: “…and they had some rapper nobody’s even heard of”.
When your toddler decides what pajamas the family has to buy…
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When your toddler decides what pajamas the family has to buy…
This seems more in tune with the actual world than ever before. I mean y’all remember the early 2000s?
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This seems more in tune with the actual world than ever before. I mean y’all remember the early 2000s?
Hey where is The Bear Jew when we need him?
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey where is The Bear Jew when we need him?
