chugner
@chugner.com
toddler dad | coffee snob | retired MySpace scene dweeb
Who’s better. Pink or Aerie?
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Who’s better. Pink or Aerie?
Sometimes your dog smells like ass and you don’t know if it’s from the ass or the face.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Sometimes your dog smells like ass and you don’t know if it’s from the ass or the face.
Don’t pack a dil** in your bag flying. TSA may awkward see that. Speaking for… a friend.
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Don’t pack a dil** in your bag flying. TSA may awkward see that. Speaking for… a friend.
How is Spencer’s surviving?
December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How is Spencer’s surviving?
Choreographed headbanging was peak.
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Choreographed headbanging was peak.
Putting flavored syrup in coffee should be a crime.
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Putting flavored syrup in coffee should be a crime.
Did anyone else get socks and underwear for Christmas? I get stoked for the basics.
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Did anyone else get socks and underwear for Christmas? I get stoked for the basics.
I married into an “open presents all at the same time” family. Absolute fucking chaos.
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I married into an “open presents all at the same time” family. Absolute fucking chaos.
Sometimes I forget that the cost of daycare is more than college. Lol 😭
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Sometimes I forget that the cost of daycare is more than college. Lol 😭
What’s on everyone’s Christmas list? I want to judge your choices.
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What’s on everyone’s Christmas list? I want to judge your choices.
I can’t wait to miss the new avatar movie.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I can’t wait to miss the new avatar movie.
I microwaved eggs in a coffee cup today.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I microwaved eggs in a coffee cup today.
It’s 29° today. Time to bust out the bathing suit and enjoy the balmy weather.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It’s 29° today. Time to bust out the bathing suit and enjoy the balmy weather.
My toddler really enjoys rubbing his hair on the couch to mess it all up immediately after I comb it. Cool cool cool cool.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My toddler really enjoys rubbing his hair on the couch to mess it all up immediately after I comb it. Cool cool cool cool.
I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I connected a controller to my iPad. What are the best games to play?
Turkey is the most boring of meats.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Turkey is the most boring of meats.
How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
How much coverage are boyshorts supposed to even have? I feel like I’ve got a lot hanging out back there 🤣
What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What’s everyone having for breakfast? I had a Twix bar and a cheese stick like a real adult.
I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hate sweat pants. Am I a monster?
Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Anyone else on onion boil TikTok and not mad about it?
I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’ve seen Gilmore Girls all the way through more times than I’d like to admit.
People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
People that sleep in pants: how old were you when you were diagnosed as insane?
I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t think there’s a moment I don’t want Taco Bell at least a little.