The best kind of chapstick is the kind that stings a little.

You're damn right I've got the heat on!

Why isn't anybody talking about the Pope anymore?

I learned something new today. Jesse Ventura, Minnesota's ridiculous former governor, used to be Sean "Diddy" Combs girlfriend. It was on the news.

I accept your apology. Now get out.

Texting into the void.

Power just went out. F*** me!

My favorite Gene Hackman movie - Scarecrow