Chuck Preston
@chuckpreston.bsky.social
A source with knowledge of the matter.
The best kind of chapstick is the kind that stings a little.
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The best kind of chapstick is the kind that stings a little.
There's reason to believe
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
There's reason to believe
Sun's output is down due to the shutdown.
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sun's output is down due to the shutdown.
Thanks for the reminder.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thanks for the reminder.
It's an old joke: Why did they fire the coach? Because they couldn't fire the whole team.
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's an old joke: Why did they fire the coach? Because they couldn't fire the whole team.
Anybody know where I can get a Jacob Must Go lawn sign?
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Anybody know where I can get a Jacob Must Go lawn sign?
You're damn right I've got the heat on!
June 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You're damn right I've got the heat on!
Why isn't anybody talking about the Pope anymore?
May 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why isn't anybody talking about the Pope anymore?
I learned something new today. Jesse Ventura, Minnesota's ridiculous former governor, used to be Sean "Diddy" Combs girlfriend. It was on the news.
May 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I learned something new today. Jesse Ventura, Minnesota's ridiculous former governor, used to be Sean "Diddy" Combs girlfriend. It was on the news.
I accept your apology. Now get out.
April 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I accept your apology. Now get out.
Realized I have no followers.
April 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Realized I have no followers.
Texting into the void.
April 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Texting into the void.
Power just went out. F*** me!
March 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Power just went out. F*** me!
My favorite Gene Hackman movie - Scarecrow
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My favorite Gene Hackman movie - Scarecrow