Test Subject #27
@chthonichermes.bsky.social
He/Him, 🏳️🌈, unnecessary addition to humanity.
And they would have done it if it weren't for those meddling skeets!
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And they would have done it if it weren't for those meddling skeets!
Even when I'm speedrunning.
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Even when I'm speedrunning.
I'm proud of my IQ of 70.
October 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm proud of my IQ of 70.
Great, now I have to tell all my friends that I hate their haircut.
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Great, now I have to tell all my friends that I hate their haircut.
"Half of the supposed witnesses didn't even show up for the deposition!"
September 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Half of the supposed witnesses didn't even show up for the deposition!"
Sounds fun but you can also end up with Donatella Versace's nose.
September 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sounds fun but you can also end up with Donatella Versace's nose.
I'm so scared of subscribing. But I'm also excited! Just like the first time I did coke.
September 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm so scared of subscribing. But I'm also excited! Just like the first time I did coke.
I see that everybody read the article.
September 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I see that everybody read the article.
Best thing she made after she taught Markiplier how to kill zombies.
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Best thing she made after she taught Markiplier how to kill zombies.
I wouldn't know any...
a pixel art drawing of a man in a suit and tie
Alt: a pixel art drawing of Phoenix Wright from the "Ace Attorney" video game series objecting.
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I wouldn't know any...
It's not saying much, you're so young I could swear your fontanelle just closed!
September 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It's not saying much, you're so young I could swear your fontanelle just closed!
So, socialists? Good taste!
August 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So, socialists? Good taste!
Bad takes all around, huh?
August 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Bad takes all around, huh?
Credo si riferiscano a "La banalité du mâle. Louis Althusser a tué sa conjointe, Hélène Rytmann-Legotien, qui voulait le quitte" di Francis Dupuis-Déri, inedito in Italia.
August 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Credo si riferiscano a "La banalité du mâle. Louis Althusser a tué sa conjointe, Hélène Rytmann-Legotien, qui voulait le quitte" di Francis Dupuis-Déri, inedito in Italia.
I'm feeling feelings, that's for sure. The biggest one is that I probably need some kind of dramatis personae, because I can't keep track of the characters.
Also not enough Nat 20s from Erika, sorry if I'm too real.
Also not enough Nat 20s from Erika, sorry if I'm too real.
August 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm feeling feelings, that's for sure. The biggest one is that I probably need some kind of dramatis personae, because I can't keep track of the characters.
Also not enough Nat 20s from Erika, sorry if I'm too real.
Also not enough Nat 20s from Erika, sorry if I'm too real.
August 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes! And Wolverine has super strength, Spider-Man's level!
August 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Yes! And Wolverine has super strength, Spider-Man's level!
Listen, I created fantastic gloomstalker Eladrin turned Dhampir whose name is so complicated my dungeon master can't remember it! Anyways, we start in the feywild, I'm making a crown of flowers for queen Titania, when a group of vampires attack! Even if I'm level 1 I already have 20 dex, so I ran...
July 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Listen, I created fantastic gloomstalker Eladrin turned Dhampir whose name is so complicated my dungeon master can't remember it! Anyways, we start in the feywild, I'm making a crown of flowers for queen Titania, when a group of vampires attack! Even if I'm level 1 I already have 20 dex, so I ran...
Yeah, the first run of Power Man was not racist at all! Blaxploitation who?
July 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yeah, the first run of Power Man was not racist at all! Blaxploitation who?
Both, I don't care.
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Both, I don't care.
Great episode!
July 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Great episode!
Not Brennan with the hobo chic hoodie!
July 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not Brennan with the hobo chic hoodie!