the chrysptkeeper
@chrysscott.bsky.social
chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
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I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
LAND BACK
I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
Also, it was launched on the day of Prince's birth
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Also, it was launched on the day of Prince's birth
Dang, I wish I had seen this earlier, when I was singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to my cat
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Dang, I wish I had seen this earlier, when I was singing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to my cat
My grandpa told me about goose fat sandwiches, and taught me how to to bake beans in a crock you put on coals and buried in a hole in the ground.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My grandpa told me about goose fat sandwiches, and taught me how to to bake beans in a crock you put on coals and buried in a hole in the ground.
Thanks for posting this,I love the trivia about the Shipwreck Museum
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Thanks for posting this,I love the trivia about the Shipwreck Museum
Everyone I've talked to feels personally betrayed by you. You have made many lose hope. I hope you enjoy your excellent health insurance while we all can't sleep at night wondering what will become of us. Maybe you'll cast a thought to the people you may have just killed. I'll be cursing your name.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Everyone I've talked to feels personally betrayed by you. You have made many lose hope. I hope you enjoy your excellent health insurance while we all can't sleep at night wondering what will become of us. Maybe you'll cast a thought to the people you may have just killed. I'll be cursing your name.
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“Pay no attention to the murderous sideshow ape on the letterhead”
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
“Pay no attention to the murderous sideshow ape on the letterhead”
As a Famous Grouse drinker, it comes up in mostly silly puns regularly. Also my family is from the Ruffed Grouse Capital of the World
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
As a Famous Grouse drinker, it comes up in mostly silly puns regularly. Also my family is from the Ruffed Grouse Capital of the World
Abolish white supremacy
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Abolish white supremacy
Laughing at this for more than 40 years
youtu.be/fCdIGXFo3h4?...
youtu.be/fCdIGXFo3h4?...
SCTV - GORDON LIGHTFOOT Sings Every Song Ever Written! (K-TEL)
YouTube video by TVOR - The Voice of Reason
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Laughing at this for more than 40 years
youtu.be/fCdIGXFo3h4?...
youtu.be/fCdIGXFo3h4?...
I feel that way about the whole country
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I feel that way about the whole country
Another fun horse thing... Have you heard of Potoooooooo?
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Another fun horse thing... Have you heard of Potoooooooo?
Save a lot of money on spices tho
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Save a lot of money on spices tho
I'd like to thank all the little people we've denied coverage to along the way for this grand achievement
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'd like to thank all the little people we've denied coverage to along the way for this grand achievement
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Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
I mean, it calls for cuts and more regulations, work requirements , etc., but I think they are using this opportunity to be more aggressive and cruel about it because that's what authoritarians do. Fucking fascists.
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I mean, it calls for cuts and more regulations, work requirements , etc., but I think they are using this opportunity to be more aggressive and cruel about it because that's what authoritarians do. Fucking fascists.
Whoops. Apparently, I can't number anything.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Whoops. Apparently, I can't number anything.
Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Mostly I laugh about it now, but as I was writing about the origin of the term heavy metal, I felt a wave of anxiety. It happens every once in a while still when I hear that song. The weird thing is, in somewhat similar situations at punk shows, I never felt that way. I trust punk rockers. 6/
in an attempt to catch a breath of air that wasn't someone's cigarette smoke imbued jean jacket. I am short and was pretty tiny, and it was like drowning. It was hard not to panic. It seemed to last forever.
Anyway, Tuesday is National Metal Day or something, and I was writing trivia questions 4/
Anyway, Tuesday is National Metal Day or something, and I was writing trivia questions 4/
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
in an attempt to catch a breath of air that wasn't someone's cigarette smoke imbued jean jacket. I am short and was pretty tiny, and it was like drowning. It was hard not to panic. It seemed to last forever.
Anyway, Tuesday is National Metal Day or something, and I was writing trivia questions 4/
Anyway, Tuesday is National Metal Day or something, and I was writing trivia questions 4/