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the chrysptkeeper
@chrysscott.bsky.social
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chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker
anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist
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I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems
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Linguine with clam sauce, with *so much* parsley, as is my wont
A close up of a white bowl of linguine with clam sauce, covered in parmesan and fresh parsley
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Pumpkin parmesan scones
2 golden brown pumpkin parmesan scones flecked with thyme fresh out of the oven still on a parchment paper lined pan. They smell great and are very enticing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Got some snow
A little snow on a black mailbox with a red flag, on a railing and plant that still has green leaves. It is night, but there is light from the streetlights.
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Tooms just endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of NYC
Eugene Tooms, the immortal genetic mutant who subsists entirely off of human livers, is peering out of the darkness with his yellow eyes
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Last scene in the Planet of the Apes, where Taylor finds the ruins of the Statue of Liberty on the beach. He is on his hands and knees, devastated, as Nova and a horse look on
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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At this, the most holy of times, as Candy Season begins anew, completing the sweet sacred circle of life, I refuse to cast down any candy. For even if ye do not revere that candy, there will be someone amongst ye that does, and thou can trade it.
Also, the answer is Good & Plenty
A pink, white, and magenta box of Good & Plenty, a terrible licorice candy
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I imagine someone has also shared the Misfits skull, but I'm going to anyway. Not a Nazi skull
A white skull on a black background used by the band named Misfits, sometimes called The Misfits
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Saturday night fry up
A white plate with fried egg, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, and toast
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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um
A black and orange store display of, I kid you not, pumpkin spice scented Dude Wipes (butt wipes marketed to men)
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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No Kings! (except for Steve French, the weird little king of the bathtub)
#caturday #nokings
A weird little tabby cat sitting in a bathtub. Only his head and shoulders are visible above the edge of the tub. He looks alert and silly, staring directly at the camera
October 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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My heart breaks for you. He always reminds me of my beloved now gone Ajax, the biggest sweetie ever
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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What we are dealing with here. Find this comment in "replies". Report and block.
Post from watersigndream.bsky.social reads: "I think we're better off if the middle east burns to rubble. I'm ok with that."
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Steve French
#caturday #eggboi
A grey tabby cat lying on a little blanket that looks like a fried egg looking up at you with big cute fucking saucer eyes
September 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Post reads: Sucking an entire can of spinach through a corncob pipe is not as easy as Saturday morning cartoons have led me to believe
September 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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A clear tube of red liquid with a red cap labeled BLOODY MOUTH
September 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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A cartoon version of Derrick Van Orden as Cornholio, with his arms bent and out to the side, and hands up palms facing forward. He has his blue T-shirt pulled over his head like a hood, and shorts. The shirt says Van Orden on it.
September 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Trump's face photoshopped onto that rich lady with mustard on her shirt who came out to protect her house from protesters with a gun
September 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Trump's face photoshopped onto that rich white lady with a mustard stain on her shirt who came out of her house with a gun because she was scared of protesters
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Your cookies sound amazing! I have been craving Nutella, and brown butter makes everything better. I'm a baker currently making savory scones. I made these last week. They're feta, garlic, and dill. Sometimes I add kalamata, but they're good either way. I love them.
Two golden brown scones on a wire rack. You can see feta and spices in them
August 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Happy birthday to Our Joe
Young Joe Strummer in black, wearing a fedora and a scarf, smoking and looking introspective, dreamy, and stoned
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A stylized fictional bird with a curly crest and long curly tail, a head that is a giant eye, a long curved neck, long legs with long curled toes
August 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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It was a blast playing all my mom's old 45s
An open Kenner Close n Play Phonograph, circa 1970. It is mostly red plastic, with a mauvey/purple turntable. It has a little yellow cross-shaped knob to control the speed
July 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Midnight soboro don
A bowl of soboro divided by carrots into thirds, egg, turkey, and edamame. There is a small carrot flower in the middle.
June 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Mine's gone already. With ground flax and chia, honey, and cinnamon
A light green bowl with the remnants of oatmeal in it, and a soup spoon
May 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM