Carter Weeks Maddox @ Chronotope Perfume
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Carter Weeks Maddox @ Chronotope Perfume
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Autotheory but make it perfume about ghosts and spite. My latest release, ME/DEA EDP, is an orange blossom soliflore modeled on baby colognes that wait hold on do you hear that what’s burning oh my god is that no holy shit
“I don’t understand desire. Or dreams. Do people really want to run with horses or be wild or drenched in gold? It’s just so ridiculous.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Anyway fuck that blatantly racist dogshit
June 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There are 11 federal holidays. It’s taken us 249 years to rack them up. If we held steady, then assuming there are currently 260 working days per year, it would take us ‘til around the year of our lord c.2992 BCE for us to obtain 1 federal holiday per each working day. It’s quite soon! Very soon!
June 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
(I really hate hearing it too, to be sure. Hate hate hate it. It is not good. Hurt people hurt people & etc & et al)
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’ve noticed over time that when queer, city-dwelling adults do this, more often than not what’s really occurring is that they’re venting pent-up frustrations with “home.” The grand bulk of us in this country were raised in rural and suburban areas of the Midwest and South after all. Red areas.
May 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🙃 🙃 🙃
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Honestly, that’s another reason for my listening to it: so I can clock it when I hear it. I probably could anyway; he’s, like, exactly 11% off, always. But being able to say “yeah I listened to EK fumble his way through that series of assumptions too, and—“ keeps me from yelling. 🫠
May 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
And that’s a muttered “stop,” not a doublewide’s “stoop.” (I shoulda typed “stahhhhhp.” It’s already 90* outside and the world is ending.)
May 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I enjoy his guests more often than not. Sometimes I love them. (The Marilynne Robinson episode!! Asha Rangappa bulldozing over his “well, but—“s!) When I dislike or disagree with his guests, I’m usually still glad to have heard from them.

He can kick rocks otherwise! An ~AbUnDaNcE~ of them, even.
May 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I nurture a pet theory about EK having received a special vaccine that makes him entirely immune to The Point™. I listen and go ugh and no and Jesus— and stoooop anyway like some sort of flagellant. I have no idea why.
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Source?
January 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The bad place showed me like four videos in a row that each contained actual, literal, very gruesome death! And I don’t appreciate an oligarch or needless panic attacks. Deleted immediately, hello to here—I am no longer a holdout!
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Adding it to the list!!!!
December 3, 2024 at 12:20 AM
(9 months later w/ no new information about the production that for all I know coulda gotten rightfully canned by now:) God yes it sounds so so bad
November 30, 2024 at 8:12 AM