ChronicallyHumored
@chronicallyhumored.bsky.social
🥄 Auntie Spoonie | Disability, life & unhinged humor
😂 Laugh, riot, repeat—because we’ve all been there.
📢 If you get it, you belong here.
😂 Laugh, riot, repeat—because we’ve all been there.
📢 If you get it, you belong here.
You’ve spent your whole life being the translator.
Of emotions. Of chaos. Of your own damn needs.
You don’t have to translate here.
We speak burnout, brain fog, and “I’m fine” fluently.
Of emotions. Of chaos. Of your own damn needs.
You don’t have to translate here.
We speak burnout, brain fog, and “I’m fine” fluently.
May 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You’ve spent your whole life being the translator.
Of emotions. Of chaos. Of your own damn needs.
You don’t have to translate here.
We speak burnout, brain fog, and “I’m fine” fluently.
Of emotions. Of chaos. Of your own damn needs.
You don’t have to translate here.
We speak burnout, brain fog, and “I’m fine” fluently.
Me: I have 14 diagnoses.
Also me: Googles “why am I tired?”
Also me: Googles “why am I tired?”
May 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: I have 14 diagnoses.
Also me: Googles “why am I tired?”
Also me: Googles “why am I tired?”
🆘💉👎🫣
MyChart said “ur not like other girls” and meant it.
MyChart said “ur not like other girls” and meant it.
May 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🆘💉👎🫣
MyChart said “ur not like other girls” and meant it.
MyChart said “ur not like other girls” and meant it.
I am experiencing a symptom that defies logic, reason, and the laws of science. Classic Thursday.
May 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am experiencing a symptom that defies logic, reason, and the laws of science. Classic Thursday.
I was told to ‘just lose weight.’ Unfortunately, my dislocated joints remain unimpressed.
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I was told to ‘just lose weight.’ Unfortunately, my dislocated joints remain unimpressed.
Doctor: “It’s probably just stress.”
Me: Oh perfect, let me go ahead and unstress all my organs real quick.
Me: Oh perfect, let me go ahead and unstress all my organs real quick.
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Doctor: “It’s probably just stress.”
Me: Oh perfect, let me go ahead and unstress all my organs real quick.
Me: Oh perfect, let me go ahead and unstress all my organs real quick.
My chronic illness symptoms waking up every morning:
🏃💨 And today we’re gonna shake things up.
🏃💨 And today we’re gonna shake things up.
April 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My chronic illness symptoms waking up every morning:
🏃💨 And today we’re gonna shake things up.
🏃💨 And today we’re gonna shake things up.
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Every day we stray further from God’s light, and closer to a $9.99 subscription for basic human rights.
April 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Every day we stray further from God’s light, and closer to a $9.99 subscription for basic human rights.
Why do doctors say “let’s run some tests” like they aren’t about to bankrupt me for a diagnosis they won’t even believe?
April 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Why do doctors say “let’s run some tests” like they aren’t about to bankrupt me for a diagnosis they won’t even believe?
Doctor: “We ran every test, and everything looks normal.”
Me: “Okay, but I’m actively dying, so what’s plan B?”
Me: “Okay, but I’m actively dying, so what’s plan B?”
April 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Doctor: “We ran every test, and everything looks normal.”
Me: “Okay, but I’m actively dying, so what’s plan B?”
Me: “Okay, but I’m actively dying, so what’s plan B?”
ADHD tax is real.
💰 Lost items I had to replace: $400+
⏳ Late fees I forgot about: $150+
🛒 Things I didn’t need but hyperfocused on: Priceless.
💰 Lost items I had to replace: $400+
⏳ Late fees I forgot about: $150+
🛒 Things I didn’t need but hyperfocused on: Priceless.
April 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ADHD tax is real.
💰 Lost items I had to replace: $400+
⏳ Late fees I forgot about: $150+
🛒 Things I didn’t need but hyperfocused on: Priceless.
💰 Lost items I had to replace: $400+
⏳ Late fees I forgot about: $150+
🛒 Things I didn’t need but hyperfocused on: Priceless.
Me, calling the doctor’s office:
🔹 Anxiety at 100%.
🔹 Praying I don’t get dismissed.
🔹 Forgetting everything the second they answer.
🔹 Anxiety at 100%.
🔹 Praying I don’t get dismissed.
🔹 Forgetting everything the second they answer.
April 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me, calling the doctor’s office:
🔹 Anxiety at 100%.
🔹 Praying I don’t get dismissed.
🔹 Forgetting everything the second they answer.
🔹 Anxiety at 100%.
🔹 Praying I don’t get dismissed.
🔹 Forgetting everything the second they answer.
My body treats drinking water like an allergy. Love that for me.
April 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My body treats drinking water like an allergy. Love that for me.
Autistic communication be like:
👀 Avoiding eye contact so I can hear better.
📅 Mentally scripting my response.
💬 Then info-dumping for 30 minutes.
💬 What’s your most autistic ‘oops’ moment?
👀 Avoiding eye contact so I can hear better.
📅 Mentally scripting my response.
💬 Then info-dumping for 30 minutes.
💬 What’s your most autistic ‘oops’ moment?
April 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Autistic communication be like:
👀 Avoiding eye contact so I can hear better.
📅 Mentally scripting my response.
💬 Then info-dumping for 30 minutes.
💬 What’s your most autistic ‘oops’ moment?
👀 Avoiding eye contact so I can hear better.
📅 Mentally scripting my response.
💬 Then info-dumping for 30 minutes.
💬 What’s your most autistic ‘oops’ moment?
I have made an enemy of my own body. And unfortunately, it is winning.
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have made an enemy of my own body. And unfortunately, it is winning.
Me at 18: “I have chronic pain.”
👩⚕️ Doctor: “It’s just stress.”
👀 Me at 30…now diagnosed with six rare conditions: “…so about that stress.”
👩⚕️ Doctor: “It’s just stress.”
👀 Me at 30…now diagnosed with six rare conditions: “…so about that stress.”
April 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me at 18: “I have chronic pain.”
👩⚕️ Doctor: “It’s just stress.”
👀 Me at 30…now diagnosed with six rare conditions: “…so about that stress.”
👩⚕️ Doctor: “It’s just stress.”
👀 Me at 30…now diagnosed with six rare conditions: “…so about that stress.”
Doctor: Your labs look fine.
Me: Cool, but I just blinked too hard and my shoulder dislocated.
Doctor: Have you tried thinking more positive thoughts?
Me: Cool, but I just blinked too hard and my shoulder dislocated.
Doctor: Have you tried thinking more positive thoughts?
April 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Doctor: Your labs look fine.
Me: Cool, but I just blinked too hard and my shoulder dislocated.
Doctor: Have you tried thinking more positive thoughts?
Me: Cool, but I just blinked too hard and my shoulder dislocated.
Doctor: Have you tried thinking more positive thoughts?
Me, trying to explain my symptoms:
🎭 “It feels like knives, but also burning, and sometimes like I’m being electrocuted?”
💬 What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve described pain?
🎭 “It feels like knives, but also burning, and sometimes like I’m being electrocuted?”
💬 What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve described pain?
April 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Me, trying to explain my symptoms:
🎭 “It feels like knives, but also burning, and sometimes like I’m being electrocuted?”
💬 What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve described pain?
🎭 “It feels like knives, but also burning, and sometimes like I’m being electrocuted?”
💬 What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve described pain?
Reposted by ChronicallyHumored
![i wash down my meds with
DR. PEPPER
cause babey I need all the professional help I can get
[bunch of meds and someone holding a doctor pepper]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreia4jcdcqrsiaqwvvud5fzskqmlf22lseujltblmsdduttykmtg54e@jpeg)
💬 Tell me the worst medical gaslighting line you’ve ever heard.
April 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
💬 Tell me the worst medical gaslighting line you’ve ever heard.
ADHD paralysis is wild because:
🧠 Your brain is SCREAMING at you to do the thing.
😵💫 Your body refuses to move.
🚨 And now you’re just… vibing in stress.
💬 Who else has stared at a task for 3 hours and done nothing?
🧠 Your brain is SCREAMING at you to do the thing.
😵💫 Your body refuses to move.
🚨 And now you’re just… vibing in stress.
💬 Who else has stared at a task for 3 hours and done nothing?
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ADHD paralysis is wild because:
🧠 Your brain is SCREAMING at you to do the thing.
😵💫 Your body refuses to move.
🚨 And now you’re just… vibing in stress.
💬 Who else has stared at a task for 3 hours and done nothing?
🧠 Your brain is SCREAMING at you to do the thing.
😵💫 Your body refuses to move.
🚨 And now you’re just… vibing in stress.
💬 Who else has stared at a task for 3 hours and done nothing?
Reposted by ChronicallyHumored
Going to the doctor as a chronically ill person is like:
🔹 Too healthy for treatment.
🔹 Too sick to function.
🔹 Somehow both at the same time.
💬 What’s your worst ‘we don’t know what to do with you’ moment?
🔹 Too healthy for treatment.
🔹 Too sick to function.
🔹 Somehow both at the same time.
💬 What’s your worst ‘we don’t know what to do with you’ moment?
April 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Going to the doctor as a chronically ill person is like:
🔹 Too healthy for treatment.
🔹 Too sick to function.
🔹 Somehow both at the same time.
💬 What’s your worst ‘we don’t know what to do with you’ moment?
🔹 Too healthy for treatment.
🔹 Too sick to function.
🔹 Somehow both at the same time.
💬 What’s your worst ‘we don’t know what to do with you’ moment?
Reposted by ChronicallyHumored
