Christopher Gates
@chriswgates.bsky.social
Writer. Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
what is happening
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
what is happening
Not sure what's going on between these two restaurants, but this feels like it's just the tip of the iceberg.
April 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not sure what's going on between these two restaurants, but this feels like it's just the tip of the iceberg.
big parenting milestone reached in the Gates household this morning
February 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
big parenting milestone reached in the Gates household this morning
he's basically admitted as much:
web.archive.org/web/20250105...
web.archive.org/web/20250105...
January 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
he's basically admitted as much:
web.archive.org/web/20250105...
web.archive.org/web/20250105...
What's the best episode of television you've ever watched
October 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
What's the best episode of television you've ever watched
picked up a bunch of old Middle-earth Role Playing books, and I underestimated how much these illustrations influenced my interpretation of The Lord of the Rings. Like, this Angus McBride piece from the cover? If I picture the Fellowship in my head, this is what I see.
June 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
picked up a bunch of old Middle-earth Role Playing books, and I underestimated how much these illustrations influenced my interpretation of The Lord of the Rings. Like, this Angus McBride piece from the cover? If I picture the Fellowship in my head, this is what I see.
oh so we're doing this huh
June 23, 2024 at 4:42 AM
oh so we're doing this huh
that poor elf just wants to be a dentist!
June 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
that poor elf just wants to be a dentist!
Number 17 in person (he struck out)
April 15, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Number 17 in person (he struck out)
only 44% eclipse coverage here in Los Angeles but man the photos are crazy
April 8, 2024 at 10:25 PM
only 44% eclipse coverage here in Los Angeles but man the photos are crazy
the new "all-time most unexpected PR email" champ has arrived
April 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
the new "all-time most unexpected PR email" champ has arrived
"a team of employees"? You mean, like, Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl?
March 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM
"a team of employees"? You mean, like, Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl?
will I discover more kindred spirits this time around? just a few more hours until we find out!
February 29, 2024 at 3:21 AM
will I discover more kindred spirits this time around? just a few more hours until we find out!
firing up this game prototype I haven't touched in a while, and it has some very specific energy
February 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
firing up this game prototype I haven't touched in a while, and it has some very specific energy
finally got to this part in Crisis Core
February 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
finally got to this part in Crisis Core
So not only will the interactions suck, but they'll be full of advertising.
January 19, 2024 at 3:20 AM
So not only will the interactions suck, but they'll be full of advertising.
Name a fictional character whom you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
January 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Name a fictional character whom you believe would appear on the Epstein list.
the Godzilla x Kong trailer:
December 4, 2023 at 2:11 AM
the Godzilla x Kong trailer:
I sure as hell am.
November 24, 2023 at 8:34 PM
I sure as hell am.
I've found it, my favorite review on Leafly.
November 13, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I've found it, my favorite review on Leafly.
holy crap, let Koji Kondo design his own Mario game ASAP
October 18, 2023 at 2:25 AM
holy crap, let Koji Kondo design his own Mario game ASAP
Happy Long-Expected Party Day to those who celebrate.
September 22, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Happy Long-Expected Party Day to those who celebrate.