The unbridled joy of checking your fantasy baseball lineups ten times a day waiting for their IL designations so you can actually have a full roster

This MFer has suggested he’ll Annex Canada, take territory from Panama and now going to buy Greenland.

Anyone else looking forward to when the GOP starts banning and controlling gun ownership because it will eventually represent a threat to their consolidated, fascist power? Watching them and their cultists twist themselves in knots trying to explain it will be *chefs kiss* pure gold. I love irony.

Normalize telling your guys that they’re handsome devils