Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives.
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
I honestly didn't know we had a FEMA head.
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I honestly didn't know we had a FEMA head.
If you can't rappel down a building with it what are you even doing
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you can't rappel down a building with it what are you even doing
I'm firmly in the "Let Them Fight" camp
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm firmly in the "Let Them Fight" camp
I'm not gonna read the article, so I can't tell if you're quoting or satirizing.
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm not gonna read the article, so I can't tell if you're quoting or satirizing.
Like, I know *of* her but haven't seen her in anything other than soap commercials
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Like, I know *of* her but haven't seen her in anything other than soap commercials
I will be thinking of "corpse soup" for the rest of the day
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I will be thinking of "corpse soup" for the rest of the day
Correction: Republicans, and several Democrats who ended the shutdown.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Correction: Republicans, and several Democrats who ended the shutdown.
Motherfucker, WHAT FIGHT? You showed none!
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Motherfucker, WHAT FIGHT? You showed none!
Me thirteen years ago, trying a thing I haven't repeated since
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me thirteen years ago, trying a thing I haven't repeated since
United firing up the checkbook like
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
United firing up the checkbook like
Yeah I got it - that's just amazing. TIL!
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yeah I got it - that's just amazing. TIL!
Ha ha what? 51st minute?
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ha ha what? 51st minute?
I remember buying one of Ryan's t-shirt designs back in the day. I HOLLERED when I saw him in the credits.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I remember buying one of Ryan's t-shirt designs back in the day. I HOLLERED when I saw him in the credits.
Harjo is my Copilot
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Harjo is my Copilot