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Chris Wagner
@chriswagner.bsky.social
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Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives.

Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
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Never have I hit the Block button so fast
Screenshot of my screen after blocking the ridiculous "LinkedIn Profile Genius" account.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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LLLÖÖÖÖÖLLLLLLLLL
Screenshot of a tweet quoting JD Vance as saying the Space Program was built by American citizens, conveniently leaving out the Nazis' contributions
May 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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In which I call out that this (AI) is redistribution of private property.
March 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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GODDAMMIT I'M NOT EVEN THAT OLD

(Also LOL @ "Retirement")
Photo of a promotional mailer for a retirement community
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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App gave me grief for a second, then:
Screenshot showing that my pixelfed app is working
January 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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"Watch me pull a religion out of my hat"
Cap of Bullwinkle doing the rabbit in the hat trick
December 10, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Decided to Benedict the leftovers.
Thanksgiving Leftovers Benedict: Cornbread stuffing mixed with egg and thrown in the waffle maker, poached eggs, gravy, Nana's cranberry relish, espresso on the side
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Time to democracy, everybody
Godawful coffee service at a church polling place
November 5, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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George W Bush being informed that MILF Messenger has fallen
October 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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I would go word for word, but this is almost certainly a waste of everyone's time. You're not missing out.
October 5, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Waiting for PJ Harvey...
Photo of the stage at the Palace Theater in St Paul Minnesota, PJ Harvey's stage setup
October 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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"The Anjin says..." meme, with Blackthorne as a stand-in for the GOP's overt racism and Mariko as the NYT papering over it
September 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Officially hit the Brimley Line today. Gonna celebrate with some light trespassing and a skinny dip.
Wilford Brimley in Cocoon, age 50 years, nine months, six days Me at age 50 years, nine months, six days
September 8, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Saw this on ZuckBook, but thought the BlueSky Crab Corps would appreciate. 🦀
Image from some social media platform or another comparing "eventually everything evolves into a crab" to "every AI trying to solve traffic congestion eventually invents trains"
August 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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AHAHAHAHA
A tweet from Alejandra Caraballo on Twitter. Post: Babe, wake up, MAGA is carrying around JD Vance jizz cups. Photos are of numerous Trump supporters showing specimen cups with Vance's face plastered on them.
August 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Guy at infamous "Puppet Show and Spinal Tap" gig giving a devastating "thumbs down"
August 15, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Hate wearing your wedding ring on your finger (constantly banging it into stuff, marring it, etc.) but still want to wear it? Sometimes YouTube isn't a completely worthless morass.
Pic of the paracord bracelet I made incorporating my wedding ring
July 15, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Posted with permission: this, from a Ukrainian effects builder I've done business with. Imagine trying to run a business, live your life, just exist under this.
And yeah, if someone finds it weird I would most definitely find it weird too. But that's how the life is missile strikes in the morning, you are calling your friends to check if they are ok, then some period of shock, then you go to grocery to buy some food, to drugstore to get some medicine, work a bit, and then sit and watch YouTube interviews until there is electricity. Since we have prolonged shutdowns on daily basis now. And then some guy writes you man, it is not that straightforward. It is, when the missiles are destroying your life for almost 3 years trust me, a lot of things are becoming quite straightforward.
July 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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The glass of Old Forester I just poured myself to celebrate Donald Trump's first conviction
May 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Remember, kids:
Post from Twitter saying "30-50 feral hogs is called a precinct"
May 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Lord Humungus from Mad Max, OpenAI’s new voice, tells you it’s okay to eat that mushroom
May 21, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Post a picture from your phone but don't explain it
Photo of a detail from a large (Incan? Aztec?) jar at the Art Institute of Chicago. A smiling decapitated head is held aloft by an arm extending out of frame.
April 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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My doberman-beagle mix Cleo, short for Cleopatra
April 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Twofer:
Album cover for Jason Falkner's Presents Author Unknown Album cover for Jason Falkner's Can You Still Feel?
April 6, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Album cover for Sugar's Copper Blue
April 6, 2024 at 1:50 PM