chrisvols.bsky.social
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Loveable Scamp | VOLS | Ravens
One Mike Macdonald back please.
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Okay now let them score.
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Look, I know the defense is ass tonight. Like ASS ass. But I just can't let a defense give in with more than 2:00 left.
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hey man. We call those intrusive thoughts. And a lot of time we shouldn't listen.
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Watch him looking around for the flag 😭😭😭😭

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pass interference is a state of mind
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Everyone knows that the favorite person in the meeting is the one that comes up with a completely left field suggestion 3 hours in after options have already been narrowed down.

Every faculty meeting I've ever been in.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What am I supposed to do when sports ARE my religion?
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He's the last time I get tricked by Baltimore beatwriters on camp receivers.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A Texan running like a pterodactyl?! That's Arian Foster's music!
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is that pronounced Lenny-YASSSS Sports Bureau?
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM