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Christyna
@christyna.bsky.social
Seismologist in training at UIUC. Obsessed with my husband. Thrilled to be here.
Bella and Edward: *having a moment*
The music for some reason: NOW I'M A FAT HOUSE CAT
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
you can beat a dead horse to water but you can't look it in the mouth
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So you know Bisquick, instant pancake mix? Kind of like that, introducing fishquick, instant fish mix
September 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My opinion? Approximately 3.1416onion
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My hot take is that all fantasy writers should have to take at least one geology class
August 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey man, did you want to come to Scarborough Fair? A few of us were getting a group together, I hear they've got some herbs or something? Also someone's ex is from there I think...no worries if not.
August 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Will F4 make sense if I haven't seen F1? Also why can't I find F2 or F3 anywhere?
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm very glad that my ocular migraines do not come with the excruciating pain typical of migraines, but boy are they annoying. Like my brain just decides to spaz out and now I can't see for the next 15-30 minutes
July 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
July 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Finally watched The Batman recently, and I'll be honest, Pattinson looks more like a vampire as Bruce Wayne than as Edward Cullen
July 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Like the sing-along showings of Wicked but for Superman, just so I can go crazy to Five Years Time in the theater
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They say the only thing necessary for the evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing, but if you're just doing nothing while evil is triumphing you might not be a good person, actually
July 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me: and that's why the Richter Scale has severely limited utility compared to the Moment Magnitude Scale
@aloemancer.bsky.social: 😴😴😴
July 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Christyna
(we also respect kingfishers and kinglets)
June 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have a new niece, and I'm so excited about that, but also her initials spell "EGG"
May 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Panic! at the Opera

Phantom of the Disco
May 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
February reading wrapup!
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'd kiss a thousand boys in bars before I let this company die!
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Maybe I'm tripping or maybe I've just been too deep in my research but I think Azimuth would be a cool fantasy name. Maybe a fantasy villain?
February 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All of the 56 books I read in 2024! I'm really happy with my reading year.
December 31, 2024 at 11:04 PM
I've heard that the fish on the Ewoks planet are really good for your brain. It's cause they've got all those Endor fins.
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
How does one find oneself stuck in a faculty meeting. When one is not on said faculty. I haven't had lunch yet, let me out. What am I doing here.
December 6, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Just accidentally sent a pro Palestine post to my pro Israel family group chat (meant to send to husband) somebody just end me now
November 9, 2023 at 8:49 PM
I'm sorry but I despise the concept of "girl math." The idea that not only can girls not do real or correct math, but also that the only thing girls would want to use math for is how much they can get away with spending on ✨shopping✨.
September 12, 2023 at 10:59 PM