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Christyna
@christyna.bsky.social
Seismologist in training at UIUC. Obsessed with my husband. Thrilled to be here.
Strongly in the computer geeks corner
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
When I was a teenager and heard people talk about getting their septum pierced I was confused and thought they meant sternum, and I was so horrified at the idea
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Can't stop thinking about Daily Bunny Cooper
Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Skipped past averagesota altogether
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
What I tried to message my advisor:
"Hi Ross, I know you're busy this week, but I've got a question.."
What I actually sent to my advisor:
"Hi Ross, I know you"

Fortunately Slack allows message editing 😵‍💫
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I know the whole point of newspeak in 1984 is that limiting language also limits people's ability to express themselves and all that, and yet, "double plus ungood" really means something to me that I don't know how to express otherwise.
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You're welcome dear 😉
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The man himself is on this site, we should get his opinion

Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Just one question, sorry; aren't his feathers supposed to look like the fingers of a small human child?
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Bella and Edward: *having a moment*
The music for some reason: NOW I'M A FAT HOUSE CAT
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
you can beat a dead horse to water but you can't look it in the mouth
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So you know Bisquick, instant pancake mix? Kind of like that, introducing fishquick, instant fish mix
September 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My opinion? Approximately 3.1416onion
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My hot take is that all fantasy writers should have to take at least one geology class
August 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey man, did you want to come to Scarborough Fair? A few of us were getting a group together, I hear they've got some herbs or something? Also someone's ex is from there I think...no worries if not.
August 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Will F4 make sense if I haven't seen F1? Also why can't I find F2 or F3 anywhere?
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That's a bit of an exaggeration. I can still see generally, but swaths of my vision turn to TV static. I can barely see well enough to type this. I definitely can't see well enough to read a book.
July 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm very glad that my ocular migraines do not come with the excruciating pain typical of migraines, but boy are they annoying. Like my brain just decides to spaz out and now I can't see for the next 15-30 minutes
July 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
July 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Finally watched The Batman recently, and I'll be honest, Pattinson looks more like a vampire as Bruce Wayne than as Edward Cullen
July 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh absolutely
July 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Like the sing-along showings of Wicked but for Superman, just so I can go crazy to Five Years Time in the theater
July 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They say the only thing necessary for the evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing, but if you're just doing nothing while evil is triumphing you might not be a good person, actually
July 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don't know, it could be conformable? Is there significant missing time between the deposition of the table and the deposition of the guy?
July 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM