Chelsea Gaither (they/them)
christwriter.itch.io
Chelsea Gaither (they/them)
@christwriter.itch.io
Just another enby mom trying to survive. I write weird things. Go read them, Plz.
Oh my god I forgot I made these things, back when I was trying to advertise on twitter and instagram.

AFAIK they never did anything, but they're pretty.

I'm gonna use them on the itch page.
March 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Uh...Temu? You MIGHT want to review the 3d printed junk you're advertising with, because unexpected human centipede was NOT on today's bingo card.
March 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The innuendo is rising. (Note: I am fixing this before it goes live. But it's still pretty funny given the context.)
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I had to read this, so I'm making y'all suffer too.

Oh, and the solution? She had to hire a toilet attendant to make everyone wash their hands, like a teacher at a fucking preK.
February 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cinnamon babka as a birthday cake. Can't be beat.
February 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My baby.
February 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oh GOODY. We're starting up the Writer's File Naming Convention Games Again
February 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I don't have an animal hoarding problem. I promise.
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have brainwashed this T-rex into loving me.
February 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am suddenly blissfully happy that I managed to make a they/them pun that is really and truly terrible.

You have to know old B movies to get it.
February 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Help. I have a furry limpet.
February 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Mama Fishy has spawned
February 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Book Three, A WAR OF SIGNS AND SIGNATS, is now submitted to Royal Road. Should be up either today or tomorrow.

I'm excited, anyway.
February 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tentatively done with the cover for the next segment of Hawk's story, which is just as tentatively titled, A WAR OF SIN AND SIGNATS
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I swear to God, Emile Yong (Character from STORM and GODS) is a mirror to my soul. They're like...how I'd be if I were brave enough.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sneak peak at The Next Book's cover art.
January 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
BIG gigantic spoiler for the book after GODS, but I thought it was funny and worth sharing.
January 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This took WAY too effing long. But it's so pretty!

(It's the first evolution of the Wishful Aurosa. There are two more and it'll take seven weeks EACH to get enough materials for those evolutions. Seven. effing. weeks.) #infinitynikki
January 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is Auric. I don't really know what to do with them at this point, but I really like them. I've rewritten their opening pages often enough to be real familiar with their voice.

They're kind of a non-binary Mattias.
January 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This part of the next chapter is basically how I feel about all y'all.

The whole team is running for their life at this point.
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Aww, is lil' Rocket Baby sad because we aren't allowing him to bury his inhumanity behind his (reprehensible) sense of humor?

Don't make me quote TSL AGAIN, Rocket Baby.

IF HARM IS DONE, IT IS NOT A JOKE.
January 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Alright. I'm quoting the Screwtape Letters YET AGAIN, because his sense of humor (note: I do not believe he has one) fits the quote PERFECTLY.

IF HARM IS DONE, IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did a quick #art that I may or may not finish later. IDK. I like it and so far it's working real well.
January 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Describe myself in four characters:
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM