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@christopherhiatt.com
Formerly known as nospamhiatt on the bad site.
Dummy number two. Someone buy these fools a limited slip diff.
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Woke up to these dummies at 1am near hotel in Greenville, SC. I'm laughing as they can't even do a donut. They are just driving in a circle spinning one tire.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
She got enough to not upset her tummy and be content.
July 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#caturday Please leave something for me.
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So my 22yo son brought this home. I have no clue why. The reviews are awesome though.
July 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Saw One Vision of Queen with Marc Martel in Huntsville, AL last night. Amazing show in person. That guitarist, Tristan Avakian, is amazing as well. They are very much worth seeing in person.

Huntsville, AL is pretty neat also. Always liked visiting there. It makes you forget you are in Alabama.
June 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Done. No style questions. Nothing's gonna make me look good.
June 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Attack.
May 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Distract
May 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Plan
May 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ha.

Haha.

AAAhahahahahahahaha!

@theonion.com is on it
April 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
#Caturday nap day.
April 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Beautiful.
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Once you see it you'll get it.
March 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seriously everything I touch lately.
March 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Restaurants that bring a reload with your drink will always have a special place in my heart
March 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Slippery Stairs competition on ESPN News. It gets weirder every week.
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wednesday cat nap day.
February 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now it's adult big wheel racing on ESPN News.
February 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They got @flavorflav.bsky.social in the house.
February 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
No. YOU rock.

Battle it out with Mom Jeans!
February 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Air Guitar competition on ESPN News is awesome. Better than pillow fighting competition.

You folks in Rock Hill, SC get freaky.
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
And Wanda giving ya'll a hug.
February 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#Caturday nap day.
February 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've been in a lifelong trade deficit with my local grocery store. Seems Trump is on to something here. I'll just announce my own tariffs on the goods I buy and make the store pay for it.
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM