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Johnnie Cochran in court with text reading ‘If the wrapper isn’t split you must acquit!’
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Michelle Dorrell looks sad on Question Time, 2015
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Nostalgic for my youth when speculative fiction was more cautionary tale than instruction manual
DVD cover for the 1995 film Outbreak
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Patrick Stewart as Lenin in Fall of Eagles saying “Don’t trust the liberals, they will betray you!”
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Piers Morgan with caption reading ‘do you condemn wasps?’
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Clip from Soylent Green with caption ‘ChatGPT is people!’
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Patrick Stewart as Lenin in Fall of Eagles saying ‘Don’t trust the Liberals! They will betray you!’
September 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Album cover of Souvlaki by Slowdive (1993)
September 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Art deco drawing of deckchairs on a ship’s deck with an iceberg on the horizon, with text saying ‘deckchairs on the Titanic’
August 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Map of countries that currently or plan to recognise Palestine, including all of South America, all of Africa except two states, all of Asia except six states
July 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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For over twenty years there’s been a step by step tutorial that would see everything Starmer’s done instantly forgiven, he’d be more popular than baked beans, soundbites that’d win elections for decades…
Hugh Grant as British prime minister and Billy Bob Thornton as US president in 2003’s Love Actually
July 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Excerpt from Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers. The psychiatrist is explaining to the hologram Saunders that “although you're not thinking, the computer is just making you think you're thinking; nevertheless, you think you're thinking, therefore you possibly are.”
July 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City holding a gun with tears running down his cheeks
July 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in New Jack City holding a gun with tears running down his cheeks
July 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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This is Bluesky bitch, get in the fucking bin
Screengrab from The News Agents feed, asking for questions for a livestream marking one year of Starmer government Screengrab of replies suggesting questions, three of which are variants of ‘why have the government’s many achievements been ignored’ and the last is ‘never has a PM faced more media hostility than Starmer’
July 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Barney from the Simpsons rolling up his sleeve and saying “Just hook it to my veins”
July 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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And yet still the Lib Dems defend austerity
May 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM