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Christo Chaney
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Just a simple gay Jew living in a one synagogue town trying to figure some things out. Wrote a book. Writing another one.
The thing about having ADHD is even while I’m better medicated for the condition I still only have so many spoons to use for the day. I can’t waste time forking around. It’s not a knife idea!
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Antisemitism must be studied as a serious mental illness. A hatred so irrational, so obsessive, and so resistant to facts and history should no longer be treated as mere prejudice. It should be diagnosed."
~Joshua Hoffman
Author and Entrepreneur
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Why do people without passports always say it's not safe to travel to other countries? How would you know?!
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
H2O is water & H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
What is H2O4?
Drinking!
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies.
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today my editor completed the corrections needed to my manuscript. I’m thinking of releasing the ebook before March instead. Then release the printed editions in early April.
September 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
An episode of Law & Order made me think of something…

It doesn’t matter how much someone money launders…it’s always dirty cash!
September 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
1898: Futility. SS Titan sinks.
1912: RMS Titanic sailed.
Morgan Robertson’s book was republished in grief’s shadow. With only a few edits.
I’ve written its sequel. What if someone read Futility on the Titanic that night?

Beneath the Atlantic lies a story long untold…until now!

Coming March 2026.
August 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Politics - a word made of two smaller words:
Poly - meaning "many"
Ticks - meaning "blood-sucking parasites"
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is how you resolve the conflicts. The people must don’t. Not those outside of the Middle East.
Hen Mazzig 🎗️ (@henmazzig) on Threads
Israeli and Palestinian concertgoers embrace at Tomorrowland. This is what music festivals SHOULD be. Not cesspools of hate, but celebrations of love, music, and unity that can surpass all borders.
www.threads.com
July 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have an idea of what my next book set is going to be…
July 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, this is Pot. I believe you two have something in common!
June 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
זה אמת…עכשיו!
June 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
From a good friend of min in Pittsburgh…

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not get bent out of shape!
June 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Current word count so far for each chapter of my book.

Prelude: 671 words
Chapter 1: 2,438
Chapter 2: 5,808
Chapter 3: 6,054
Chapter 4: 3,241
Chapter 5: 3,310
Chapter 6: 2,615
Chapter 7: 2,863
Chapter 8: 5,374
Chapter 9: 3,297
Chapter 10: 3,134
Chapter 11: 3,744
Epilogue 1,069
43,508 words total.
June 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
40 mg. A tiny amount of the right med daily allows me to function. Without it I kept losing jobs, apartments, money, everything. Now at 41, properly medicated I can continue progress on writing a book I plan to publish. Current word count is 46,751. If it does well a sequel or prequel may be next!
June 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yes, English can be weird.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though!

Hebrew makes more sense to me at times.
June 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seeing my word count at 40,384 makes me very happy. At this rate I feel I can have my novel ready for publication before the deadline I set. Being properly medicated so I can function is all I’ve needed for over a decade.
May 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey Duolingo…please remove all the AI generating stuff. It’s making your app crap.
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A Jewish Zionist & a Jewish Anti-Zionist both walk into a bar. The bartender says “Get out. We don’t serve Jews!”
May 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Current word count for each chapter of a novel I’m writing for publication. Planned for MidApril of 2026.

A Voice from the Past Returns
Prelude: 589 words
1: 2,149
2: 4,700
3: 5,193
4: 2,999
5: 3,174
6: 2,556
7: 1,634
8: 6,273
9: 3,213
10: 2,276
11: 3,040
Epilogue: 1,051

38,837 words total
May 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What did the Jewish Yoda say?
“Oy…the Farce is strong with this one!”
May 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
How to spot colonizers.
67 countries speak English.
29 Countries speak French.
22 Countries speak Arabic.
21 Countries speak Spanish.

Only ONE country speaks Hebrew…
May 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How I felt last night when I realized I needed to stop a new medication I was taking…that was way worse than a hangover!
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM