Christmas Creeps
@christmascreeps.bsky.social
The original Bad Christmas Movie podcast! Your one stop shop for holiday madness all year round. Check us out at christmascreeps.com
Hosted by @cordialwombat.bsky.social, @b-type.bsky.social and @drabnebula.bsky.social
Hosted by @cordialwombat.bsky.social, @b-type.bsky.social and @drabnebula.bsky.social
CLARK’S NEIGHBOR: Hey, fuck you, Griswold!
CLARK: Well fuck you too!
ALSO CLARK’S NEIGHBOR:
CLARK: Well fuck you too!
ALSO CLARK’S NEIGHBOR:
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
CLARK’S NEIGHBOR: Hey, fuck you, Griswold!
CLARK: Well fuck you too!
ALSO CLARK’S NEIGHBOR:
CLARK: Well fuck you too!
ALSO CLARK’S NEIGHBOR:
Who’s the fat man who comes down the pipe, rides a weird animal that sometimes flies and eats a bunch of treats that give him special powers? That’s right it’s…
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Who’s the fat man who comes down the pipe, rides a weird animal that sometimes flies and eats a bunch of treats that give him special powers? That’s right it’s…
Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?
Here’s a piece I like to call “Easy Money”
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Here’s a piece I like to call “Easy Money”
It’s Gore-Tex, Charlie Brown!
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It’s Gore-Tex, Charlie Brown!
TIL that not only does Reader's Digest still exist, but it apparently thinks this random half of a line from Die Hard is one of the 64 funniest movie lines ever.
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
TIL that not only does Reader's Digest still exist, but it apparently thinks this random half of a line from Die Hard is one of the 64 funniest movie lines ever.
I love watching the seasons change
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I love watching the seasons change
The Ber Months are here again, but around these parts we’re partial to the Beer Months (all twelve of em)
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Ber Months are here again, but around these parts we’re partial to the Beer Months (all twelve of em)
Does Randy Quaid own the rights to the name “Cousin Eddie” or something? Is that why Hallmark consistently refers to him as simply “The Cousin”?
July 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Does Randy Quaid own the rights to the name “Cousin Eddie” or something? Is that why Hallmark consistently refers to him as simply “The Cousin”?
Prepping for next week's podcast with some video games
May 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Prepping for next week's podcast with some video games
Havoc is the new Cobra.
April 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Havoc is the new Cobra.
Every time we think we've run out of the talking dog movies, Johnny-5 has to go and find one even worse
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Every time we think we've run out of the talking dog movies, Johnny-5 has to go and find one even worse
Happy New Year, Creepazoids! Special thanks to @capnbooker.bsky.social for once again cooking up our Krankometer rankings for every film we covered in 2024, including separate charts for Jaws (The Yankometer) and Die Hard with a Vengeance (The Yawkometer).
Here's to more rating shenanigans in 2025!
Here's to more rating shenanigans in 2025!
January 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy New Year, Creepazoids! Special thanks to @capnbooker.bsky.social for once again cooking up our Krankometer rankings for every film we covered in 2024, including separate charts for Jaws (The Yankometer) and Die Hard with a Vengeance (The Yawkometer).
Here's to more rating shenanigans in 2025!
Here's to more rating shenanigans in 2025!
There’s time for one more movie before the end of the year. And because I’m spending New Years Eve with my parents, that movie is…
January 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There’s time for one more movie before the end of the year. And because I’m spending New Years Eve with my parents, that movie is…
The realest part of Rudolph is when Sam sings about how great silver and gold is, and then a squirrel gets mad at him because you can’t eat silver and gold
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The realest part of Rudolph is when Sam sings about how great silver and gold is, and then a squirrel gets mad at him because you can’t eat silver and gold
“He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!”
Ya know who else had yellow eyes?
Ya know who else had yellow eyes?
December 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
“He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!”
Ya know who else had yellow eyes?
Ya know who else had yellow eyes?
Throwback to the time I fed some of the Old Man’s lines from A Christmas Story into ChatGPT and it spat out this nugget of joy
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Throwback to the time I fed some of the Old Man’s lines from A Christmas Story into ChatGPT and it spat out this nugget of joy
Y’ever notice how Ghostbusters 2 and Elf have the same ending?
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear”
December 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Y’ever notice how Ghostbusters 2 and Elf have the same ending?
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear”
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear”
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
December 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
Our Christmas Day episode is locked and loaded!
And we just recorded our New Year's Eve show!
STAY TUNED, CREEPAZOIDS!
And we just recorded our New Year's Eve show!
STAY TUNED, CREEPAZOIDS!
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Our Christmas Day episode is locked and loaded!
And we just recorded our New Year's Eve show!
STAY TUNED, CREEPAZOIDS!
And we just recorded our New Year's Eve show!
STAY TUNED, CREEPAZOIDS!
Fun Elf Fact: The part of Matt Walsh was played by comedian Matt Walsh. The role was written with a Matt Walsh-type in mind, but Matt Walsh pulled a few strings and managed to get the real Matt Walsh.
December 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Fun Elf Fact: The part of Matt Walsh was played by comedian Matt Walsh. The role was written with a Matt Walsh-type in mind, but Matt Walsh pulled a few strings and managed to get the real Matt Walsh.
Prepping to end our podcast year the only way we know how…
December 23, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Prepping to end our podcast year the only way we know how…
Turns out it was, in fact, a karate person. Or a dog. Who knows…
December 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Turns out it was, in fact, a karate person. Or a dog. Who knows…