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Christmas Creeps
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The original Bad Christmas Movie podcast! Your one stop shop for holiday madness all year round. Check us out at christmascreeps.com

Hosted by @cordialwombat.bsky.social, @b-type.bsky.social and @drabnebula.bsky.social
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NEW EPISODE! Shane Black Friday returns with a look at Black’s latest: PLAY DIRTY! An original story based on Richard Stark’s “Parker” series, which may or may not basically be a Shane Black spin on Lupin the Third. Check it out!

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Episode 173: Play Dirty
Shane Black Friday returns! Our favorite purveyor of holiday action nonsense is back with another Christmas-themed feature to jingle our bells and deck our halls. Or something like that. On this ep…
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Movie theaters forever!
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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If you’re in the mood for something Christmas-y but want to try something different I’ve made a playlist of some of my favorite Christmas episodes that are on YouTube.

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Best of Christmas TV - YouTube
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December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The original working title for Gremlins was “Little Bastards”. Every gremlin attack would end with someone shouting “You little bastards!”
a close up of a gremlin with movieclips.com on the bottom
Alt: Gremlins singing Christmas carols as I tell you a fun fact that absolutely isn’t true
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December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The fine folks at Podcast Like the 2000s had me on to talk about one of my holiday faves, Shane Black's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang #filmsky 📽️ @emilystjams.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...
71: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with Alonso Duralde
Podcast Episode · Podcast Like It's ... · 12/05/2025 · 1h 42m
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December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The apocalyptic scenario in Krampus is what happens when The Polar Express goes too far.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*Hank Hill voice*

Christmas with the Niefkos
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“He sees a giant
At the foot of his bed
‘Come in, know me
Better man!’”

“Clad in green
A holly wreath on his head
‘Come and know me
Better man!’”

-Pearl Jam’s Christmas Carol
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Eyes Wide Shut checks all of these boxes
Does it feature themes of family, giving & goodwill?
That's a Christmas movie

Does it take place around the holidays?
That's a Christmas movie

Does it just have twinkling lights and snow?
That's a Christmas movie

Do you feel it in your heart and enjoy it every December?
THAT'S A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The whole "what counts as a Christmas movie" debate is completely short-circuited by the fact that the greatest Christmas movie of all time—It's A Wonderful Life—has next to nothing to do with Christmas.

Give it a rest and let us all have our fun.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
Alt: Mr. Potter's tired of your bullshit
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December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Weeks after Halloween...
Days after Thanksgiving...
Just before the Christmas lights go up...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZA...
Decomposing Pumpkins - Brainkrieg
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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December 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Gaze into the sackful o' pop tops, young'in! Lookit how many PBRs grampa Santy done drunk"
Father Christmas shoves a dismayed child into his toy sack.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Can’t imagine still arguing over this in 2025, when the rest of us have moved on to more important questions, like “Is Die Hard a Hallmark Movie?”

(Which it is.)
NO. 👏 ONE. 👏 CARES. 👏

Ask another holiday question. Any question. I beg of you!
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…

🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
NEW EPISODE! Shane Black Friday returns with a look at Black’s latest: PLAY DIRTY! An original story based on Richard Stark’s “Parker” series, which may or may not basically be a Shane Black spin on Lupin the Third. Check it out!

christmascreeps.com/2025/11/28/e...
Episode 173: Play Dirty
Shane Black Friday returns! Our favorite purveyor of holiday action nonsense is back with another Christmas-themed feature to jingle our bells and deck our halls. Or something like that. On this ep…
christmascreeps.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
CLARK’S NEIGHBOR: Hey, fuck you, Griswold!

CLARK: Well fuck you too!

ALSO CLARK’S NEIGHBOR:
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Who’s the fat man who comes down the pipe, rides a weird animal that sometimes flies and eats a bunch of treats that give him special powers? That’s right it’s…
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Creepazoids! We hope you enjoy some good food, spend time with family you actually like, and watch some fun TV today! You deserve it.

And check your podcatcher bright and early tomorrow for Shane Black Friday!
Bobs Burgers GIF
ALT: Bobs Burgers GIF
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November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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There are multiple showings of ELF & apparently one of the DADDY'S HOME movies and not ONE SINGLE SHOWING OF SPIRITED??????

To Regal I say:
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is…

🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy Turkey Day Week, Creepazoids! 🦃

After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY!

Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY

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Play Dirty – Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery & a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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New episode with Anthony from @tisthepodcast.bsky.social and Jeremy Phelps! Peppermint Patty is the worst and commits a social faux pas!

#TotallyRadChristmas #RadChristmas #80sChristmas #Thanksgiving #80s #CharlieBrown
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Chuck has to prepare a meal for his friends before going to grandma’s in “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!”
totallyradchristmas.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM