Christina Stephens 🐯✨
@christinastephens.bsky.social
Professional talker, Lover of the Louisiana Life, LSU fan, Who Dat, Elder Swiftie. She/her.
Parish is my mini Aussie.
College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
Parish is my mini Aussie.
College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
He just stood there and refused to come in and eat breakfast.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He just stood there and refused to come in and eat breakfast.
It’s one of my faves and it gives so much context to the disaster going on around us.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s one of my faves and it gives so much context to the disaster going on around us.
This is the look he gave me when I wouldn’t go out and see the squirrel he had chased up a tree this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is the look he gave me when I wouldn’t go out and see the squirrel he had chased up a tree this morning.
Guilty of eating something he shouldn’t have and I was the one sentenced to cleaning.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Guilty of eating something he shouldn’t have and I was the one sentenced to cleaning.
Do you know how many bones this dog has
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do you know how many bones this dog has
I mean I will get him matching sweaters.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I mean I will get him matching sweaters.
The last time he decorated his bed I had to use oxyclean on it
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The last time he decorated his bed I had to use oxyclean on it
Just a great concept!
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just a great concept!
I keep reminding myself that these are not normal people. And honestly no one in the press has figured out how to cover them? If you do it straight the reader looks at you, like, “you’re kidding me, right?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I keep reminding myself that these are not normal people. And honestly no one in the press has figured out how to cover them? If you do it straight the reader looks at you, like, “you’re kidding me, right?”
Everytime I see one of these responses it gives me PTSD from being a Press Secretary. Like … it’s so overwrought and they think they’re being SO funny. They high five themselves when one of these dumb responses gets printed.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Everytime I see one of these responses it gives me PTSD from being a Press Secretary. Like … it’s so overwrought and they think they’re being SO funny. They high five themselves when one of these dumb responses gets printed.
This was when I had to shut down Epstein content for the weekend
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This was when I had to shut down Epstein content for the weekend
How did this happen
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How did this happen
What the actual hell
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What the actual hell
I also have a soup planned for this week because we must eat!
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I also have a soup planned for this week because we must eat!
There is a ten page PDF you should read three times before attempting this pie.
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November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There is a ten page PDF you should read three times before attempting this pie.
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I fear I must make the Milk Bar pumpkin pie for the rest of my life. If anyone wants to attempt it alongside me, just know that I think you need at least 2-3 days:
milkbarstore.com/blogs/recipe...
milkbarstore.com/blogs/recipe...
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I fear I must make the Milk Bar pumpkin pie for the rest of my life. If anyone wants to attempt it alongside me, just know that I think you need at least 2-3 days:
milkbarstore.com/blogs/recipe...
milkbarstore.com/blogs/recipe...
I am about to clean out the pantry and fridge to prepare.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am about to clean out the pantry and fridge to prepare.
Me texting my Mom with only 11 days left until Thanksgiving.
a woman in a dress is sitting on a couch and looking at her cell phone .
Alt: a woman in a dress is sitting on a couch and looking at her cell phone .
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November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me texting my Mom with only 11 days left until Thanksgiving.
So far I think we have:
Apple slab pie
Homemade green bean casserole
Milk Bar Pumpkin pie
A small wedding cake
Two pans of meat lasagna
Vegetable lasagna
Apple slab pie
Homemade green bean casserole
Milk Bar Pumpkin pie
A small wedding cake
Two pans of meat lasagna
Vegetable lasagna
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So far I think we have:
Apple slab pie
Homemade green bean casserole
Milk Bar Pumpkin pie
A small wedding cake
Two pans of meat lasagna
Vegetable lasagna
Apple slab pie
Homemade green bean casserole
Milk Bar Pumpkin pie
A small wedding cake
Two pans of meat lasagna
Vegetable lasagna