Are you okay? You've barely touched your

They are really bringing their A material today

this but instead of a cat it's a dog and the folksy handwritten-style sign says "Man is the Warmest Place to Hide 💖"

Was driving with @feliciadavin.bsky.social and “none pizza with left beef” came up. We speculated about the pizzamaker’s experience interpreting this order until I was cry-laughing so hard that I physically couldn’t keep my eyes open and I was genuinely worried I’d crash the car and kill us both

harsh but fair

his influence.... astonishing