Christian McIntire
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Christian McIntire
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Filmmaker, sometimes musician, lifelong writer and lover of cats and coffee. Huge F&SF nerd.
Um, WHICH country?
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Ugh.
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Now that MTV is officially dead, I'd just like salute the channel that will always outshine them for me:
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yarp.
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I forget which movie this is from, but sometimes as editors, we have too much fun.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Glanced at this and read it as, "intimate transport van" and had many questions.
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And so it begins.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Should have been 86 today.
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
BUT if you really don't mind a spoiler, here it is, hidden to help preserve the info.
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why is this in my saved photos?
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How very Christian of this insane POS.
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hear me out; The Love Boat was a Horror series.
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One more time, just because I amuse myself.
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I can finally retire.
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Peace President."

😂
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It sounds cliche, but what a tiny, tiny penis he has.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I saw this when it first aired and it messed me up in the best way, and looking back it holds up very well. This was the first time I really took note of the director's name, in spite of really liking his previous TV movie, Duel.

HBD, Mr. Spielberg.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do we really need a Gene Simmons biopic?
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The back of a VHS “magazine” from the 80s featuring hardcore punk and some speed metal bands from my collection.
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A more loathsome individual has not yet lived.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Happy Hanukkah!
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This seems unusual.
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM