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They're doing the dougie, whipping the nae nae, cranking Soulja boy and doing the stanky leg all over his grave
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm assuming sadly David Blaine is a pedophile rapist. But the second photo is so funny to me. Looks like all the rest of the ghouls are chatting and giggling about their sex crimes, and David Blaine's like "still waiting to do my trick.... let me know when you're ready...."
House Dems have released more photos provided to the oversight committee from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.

More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.

New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Did you know Elmo's dad canonically has a deep southern accent, wears a track suit and has a little goatee?
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
the world has demonstrated that hyperstition is real, but in order to conceive the ideas that may someday become real, you need to think more freely than social media allows. Once you get sucked into discourse, you're already living in the ideas of others, not making your own ideas real
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
one thing I was really wrong about is, I thought Shitpotle would be out of business by now. I was like, how long can people tolerate an overpriced fast food restaurant where everything on the menu tastes like the same flavor sludge. But then again, Subway still exists too
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
there's a lot that could be written that the type of Manhattan yuppies portrayed in American Psycho run the US government now. And it's not just Trump and conservatives like him -- when Patrick Bateman tries to sound 'woke', he sounds exactly like Gavin Newsom
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think it's undeniable now that at least some of the instances of violence and assassination currently being done in the US are, in fact, operations by the Trump administration, FBI, or some other element of the state
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If conservatives cared half as much about Charlie Kirk's assassination as they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo, maybe they could have had that civil war they always fantasize about
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the gay apparel line goes way harder, sorry
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Even though Newsom is an opportunistic scumbag, and not to be trusted, there's one good thing about this:
An institutional democrat is actually campaigning by leaning left. Basically since 90s, as a whole, they've ONLY leaned further right when they were being opportunistic
Now that the GOP is attacking him as being too pro trans, Newsom is pushing back. Hmm.
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
although in many ways this is true, I wince at the idea of psychologizing class. To the extent it's a 'mental illness', it's just the personal manifestation of the societal forces of class. It's socioeconomically bound, it's the logical conclusion of the incentives of the capitalist class
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've never taken care of a plant and not killed it, but sense the nerve plant in my terrarium thrived, I just keep adding more nerve plants. Whatever it is about them, their temperament seems to agree with mine in the way other plants don't so I love them
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I'm not going to buy it but I will download it illegally and give her a chance
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Funny thing abt the Friday the 13th timeline: there are some time jumps between movies, but they came out every year for like a decade, so most of the series is in the future. The earliest Jason Takes Manhattan could take place is 1998, despite the movie coming out in 1989 and being very 80s
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
even though Eli Roth is a scumbag, this is still one of my favorite horror movies tbh
***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming on January 13th on #4K #Steelbook in the US from @lionsgate.com as a website exclusive from #LionsgateLimited: #CabinFever (2002)!

For five friends barreling down a mountain road toward a remote cabin, college is over, adulthood looms, and
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I wish I had this problem. Why aren't the money launderers opening them in my neighborhood?
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wait I just found out Kingsley Shacklebolt is a real Harry Potter character, not just a joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm always happy when people start hating on Quentin Tarantino because he's the celebrity I hate more than anyone. Not even close.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
thinking of using bluesky more
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just realized Benito's name is basically "Little Ben"
September 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Art of War: "Don't do bad thing, do good thing instead"

Dumb guy reading that: "Damn, I never thought of that"
September 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Imagine the power you must feel doing a product toss. You get to meddle with the fate of so many people. "Oh maybe you get a t-shirt! oh you want cracker jacks? Well I'm giving them to that person."
September 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm all for collecting blurays / video games / whatever other consumer object you want, but when you start displaying your collection like it's video store / game store / etc, then it starts getting a little weird imo
August 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
in the same way many of the US's problems would resolve themselves if we collectively accepted it's a nation in decline, the same thing would happen if we all accepted the social media and big tech has unequivocally made significantly more things worse than they've improved
August 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Kikkoman soy sauce
August 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM