imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop

Ordered some groceries for Thanksgiving from Whole Foods today and somehow one of the bags was switched with another persons so instead of getting my apple cider, I have $50 worth of cheese. Not complaining at all

for years I’ve been waiting for the right moment to experience Starlight Express, and butch lesbian Greaseball for the London revival has pulled me in

spending time brainstorming who Trump will pick as his next Secretary of Health and Human Services after he fires RFK Jr, and I’m thinking Bolsonaro would be the funniest (and most insane) choice

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I know everyone says this, but the amount of STUFF libraries have available digitally is just breathtaking. My library system here in Baton Rouge has thousands of Udemy courses available. And they're free! They're so free.

Libraries are cool. Librarians are cool. Support your libraries.

Am now finally done with studying for the LSAT so now I can simply read for enjoyment. Incredibly freeing

freeing myself from Twitter feels really good for my mental health