Well, we did try and warn him.

I read a quote last year about a Republican pollster who asked Republicans if they thought Trump was an authoritarian. She said the overwhelming response was: “what is an authoritarian?”

The only problem with this video is that it assumes the audience already knows what gerrymandering is and doesn’t explain it straight out: they redraw the maps so that every district will have a Republican majority. I remember this from school, but I know a lot of people won’t.

If you shoot at aluminum
It melts before the missile hits!
Habeas corpus? Who is that?
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

-C. C. 10/13/25

And I just cannot fathom, guys,
What Putin's long-term goals could be.
I thus conclude that he is nuts!
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

I'll send out magic med-bed cards
But take away your real care!
And Watergate? That was a hoax!
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

And I'll spend twenty billion bucks
To bail Argentina out
Paid for with cuts to Medicaid.
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

I settled the Israelis'
Three thousand years of conflict with
Those guys the Palestinians
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

Whoever did this must be stopped!
They should just get arrested, guys!
The one right next to it still worked!
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

Environmentalists are nuts.
They want the factories to stop.
They want to go and kill the cows!
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

We are the hottest country, guys,
The hottest one in the whole world.
No other country can come close!
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

That escalator stopped, you guys!
It halted just as I arrived!
I had to climb it like the stairs
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

When you ran out the healthy arms,
They had great arms but they ran out.
And I was good at playing sports
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

The jobs report must have been rigged!
The numbers did not favor me!
And so I shot the messenger
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

- C.C. 9/20/2025

It's my first time in Windsor, guys.
No President's been here before!
Though I don't know who Hortman is,
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

To vote you'll need a license plate!
And people want dictatorship!
I'm President of Europe too
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

I'll bring the War Department back,
And I should get the price for peace!
And I'll save California too;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

Three hundred million people died
From drugs, and that was just last year.
That's eighty-eight percent of us!
And no one noticed this but me!

I've lowered costs of medicines!
Fifteen hundred odd-percent!
They're paying you to take them, guys...
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.

My next press conference will end crime,
And costs are going down, not up;
I thought that Burn Bag was a guy
And aced an I.Q. test, you know.

The Mayor and the Governor?
They should both be in jail, see,
For not protecting my ICE goons
Detaining folks illegally.
And now I'm off to win some golf,
So thanks for your attention, guys!

-C. C. 10/10/2025

And Portland's ravaged by a war!
And no one's noticed this but me!
I'm sending all the troops in now!
We're going to Chicago, too;
The Governor is stupid, guys.

And Portland’s burning to the ground!
The Governor fears for his life!
It is an insurrection now!
At least it was five years ago!
I saw all this on the T.V.