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Vladimir Putin
Will end his war on Ukraine
If they surrender
- C.C. 8/21/2025
Will end his war on Ukraine
If they surrender
- C.C. 8/21/2025
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Vladimir Putin
Will end his war on Ukraine
If they surrender
- C.C. 8/21/2025
Will end his war on Ukraine
If they surrender
- C.C. 8/21/2025
If the Lone Star State
Won’t give their voters a voice,
California will
-C.C. 10/18/25
Won’t give their voters a voice,
California will
-C.C. 10/18/25
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If the Lone Star State
Won’t give their voters a voice,
California will
-C.C. 10/18/25
Won’t give their voters a voice,
California will
-C.C. 10/18/25
“Epitaph For William Pitt”
With death doom'd to grapple,
Beneath this cold slab, he
Who lied in the Chapel
Now lies in the Abbey.
- Lord Byron
With death doom'd to grapple,
Beneath this cold slab, he
Who lied in the Chapel
Now lies in the Abbey.
- Lord Byron
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Epitaph For William Pitt”
With death doom'd to grapple,
Beneath this cold slab, he
Who lied in the Chapel
Now lies in the Abbey.
- Lord Byron
With death doom'd to grapple,
Beneath this cold slab, he
Who lied in the Chapel
Now lies in the Abbey.
- Lord Byron
And when fascism
Came to the United States
Our Congress briefly
Considered an impeachment
And dismissed it with a shrug
-C.C. 7/17/25
Came to the United States
Our Congress briefly
Considered an impeachment
And dismissed it with a shrug
-C.C. 7/17/25
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And when fascism
Came to the United States
Our Congress briefly
Considered an impeachment
And dismissed it with a shrug
-C.C. 7/17/25
Came to the United States
Our Congress briefly
Considered an impeachment
And dismissed it with a shrug
-C.C. 7/17/25
My name’s Mike Johnson.
I say No Kings protesters
Hate America.
Instead I stand with
The adulterer who says
Brave Americans
Who gave up their lives
Defending our freedom
Are losers and suckers.
-C.C. 10/20/25
I say No Kings protesters
Hate America.
Instead I stand with
The adulterer who says
Brave Americans
Who gave up their lives
Defending our freedom
Are losers and suckers.
-C.C. 10/20/25
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My name’s Mike Johnson.
I say No Kings protesters
Hate America.
Instead I stand with
The adulterer who says
Brave Americans
Who gave up their lives
Defending our freedom
Are losers and suckers.
-C.C. 10/20/25
I say No Kings protesters
Hate America.
Instead I stand with
The adulterer who says
Brave Americans
Who gave up their lives
Defending our freedom
Are losers and suckers.
-C.C. 10/20/25
I used to wonder
Why ordinary Romans
Simply played along
With Gaius Caligula
When they knew he was insane.
Now I know.
-C.C. 10/16/2025
Why ordinary Romans
Simply played along
With Gaius Caligula
When they knew he was insane.
Now I know.
-C.C. 10/16/2025
October 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I used to wonder
Why ordinary Romans
Simply played along
With Gaius Caligula
When they knew he was insane.
Now I know.
-C.C. 10/16/2025
Why ordinary Romans
Simply played along
With Gaius Caligula
When they knew he was insane.
Now I know.
-C.C. 10/16/2025
"Smart people don't like me." - Donald Trump, September 13, 2025
"Delusions of Grandeur"
Autism’s caused by Tylenol!
So don’t take Tylenol, just don’t!
Sharia law rules London, guys;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
"Delusions of Grandeur"
Autism’s caused by Tylenol!
So don’t take Tylenol, just don’t!
Sharia law rules London, guys;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Smart people don't like me." - Donald Trump, September 13, 2025
"Delusions of Grandeur"
Autism’s caused by Tylenol!
So don’t take Tylenol, just don’t!
Sharia law rules London, guys;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
"Delusions of Grandeur"
Autism’s caused by Tylenol!
So don’t take Tylenol, just don’t!
Sharia law rules London, guys;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
"The Smartest President"
Joe Biden brought in thunderstorms;
Our country doesn't have raw earth;
Obama was sedacious, guys...
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
And Sidney's ad is super hot!
Her jeans are flying of the shelves!
And Putin fought in World War Two;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
Joe Biden brought in thunderstorms;
Our country doesn't have raw earth;
Obama was sedacious, guys...
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
And Sidney's ad is super hot!
Her jeans are flying of the shelves!
And Putin fought in World War Two;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"The Smartest President"
Joe Biden brought in thunderstorms;
Our country doesn't have raw earth;
Obama was sedacious, guys...
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
And Sidney's ad is super hot!
Her jeans are flying of the shelves!
And Putin fought in World War Two;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
Joe Biden brought in thunderstorms;
Our country doesn't have raw earth;
Obama was sedacious, guys...
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
And Sidney's ad is super hot!
Her jeans are flying of the shelves!
And Putin fought in World War Two;
I aced an I.Q. test, you know.
"The President's Delusions"
I am your favorite President,
The great peacemaker, Donald Trump.
For I have stopped so many wars.
Albania! Azerbaijan!
They came together with a hug.
I am your favorite President,
The great peacemaker, Donald Trump.
For I have stopped so many wars.
Albania! Azerbaijan!
They came together with a hug.
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"The President's Delusions"
I am your favorite President,
The great peacemaker, Donald Trump.
For I have stopped so many wars.
Albania! Azerbaijan!
They came together with a hug.
I am your favorite President,
The great peacemaker, Donald Trump.
For I have stopped so many wars.
Albania! Azerbaijan!
They came together with a hug.
How is one to tell
When an abusive liar
Contracts dementia?
-C.C. 10/8/2025
When an abusive liar
Contracts dementia?
-C.C. 10/8/2025
October 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How is one to tell
When an abusive liar
Contracts dementia?
-C.C. 10/8/2025
When an abusive liar
Contracts dementia?
-C.C. 10/8/2025
“England in 1819“
An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying King;
Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow
Through public scorn,—mud from a muddy spring;
Rulers who neither see nor feel nor know,
But leechlike to their fainting country cling
Till they drop, blind in blood, without a blow…
An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying King;
Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow
Through public scorn,—mud from a muddy spring;
Rulers who neither see nor feel nor know,
But leechlike to their fainting country cling
Till they drop, blind in blood, without a blow…
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“England in 1819“
An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying King;
Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow
Through public scorn,—mud from a muddy spring;
Rulers who neither see nor feel nor know,
But leechlike to their fainting country cling
Till they drop, blind in blood, without a blow…
An old, mad, blind, despised, and dying King;
Princes, the dregs of their dull race, who flow
Through public scorn,—mud from a muddy spring;
Rulers who neither see nor feel nor know,
But leechlike to their fainting country cling
Till they drop, blind in blood, without a blow…
I am Donald Trump
Give me the money I need
To destroy good government
And if you refuse
I will do it anyway
-C.C. 10/1/2025
Give me the money I need
To destroy good government
And if you refuse
I will do it anyway
-C.C. 10/1/2025
October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I am Donald Trump
Give me the money I need
To destroy good government
And if you refuse
I will do it anyway
-C.C. 10/1/2025
Give me the money I need
To destroy good government
And if you refuse
I will do it anyway
-C.C. 10/1/2025
"I say that we're creating a story."
— Senator J.D. Vance on his debunked claim
that immigrants are eating pets, September 15, 2024
So Senator Vance is my name,
And telling bold lies is my game.
I will stir up some hate
With the tales I create
And then claim the press is to blame.
- C.C. 10/6/2024
— Senator J.D. Vance on his debunked claim
that immigrants are eating pets, September 15, 2024
So Senator Vance is my name,
And telling bold lies is my game.
I will stir up some hate
With the tales I create
And then claim the press is to blame.
- C.C. 10/6/2024
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"I say that we're creating a story."
— Senator J.D. Vance on his debunked claim
that immigrants are eating pets, September 15, 2024
So Senator Vance is my name,
And telling bold lies is my game.
I will stir up some hate
With the tales I create
And then claim the press is to blame.
- C.C. 10/6/2024
— Senator J.D. Vance on his debunked claim
that immigrants are eating pets, September 15, 2024
So Senator Vance is my name,
And telling bold lies is my game.
I will stir up some hate
With the tales I create
And then claim the press is to blame.
- C.C. 10/6/2024
Interviewer: “Don’t you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?”
Trump: “I don’t know.”
- May 4, 2025
According to Trump,
Anybody who thinks he
Must obey laws or
Uphold the Constitution
Has Trump Derangement Syndrome
- C.C. 6/16/2025
Trump: “I don’t know.”
- May 4, 2025
According to Trump,
Anybody who thinks he
Must obey laws or
Uphold the Constitution
Has Trump Derangement Syndrome
- C.C. 6/16/2025
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Interviewer: “Don’t you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?”
Trump: “I don’t know.”
- May 4, 2025
According to Trump,
Anybody who thinks he
Must obey laws or
Uphold the Constitution
Has Trump Derangement Syndrome
- C.C. 6/16/2025
Trump: “I don’t know.”
- May 4, 2025
According to Trump,
Anybody who thinks he
Must obey laws or
Uphold the Constitution
Has Trump Derangement Syndrome
- C.C. 6/16/2025
"Lyin' Kamala Harris... has absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!" - Trump, then 78, July 23, 2024
September 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Lyin' Kamala Harris... has absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!" - Trump, then 78, July 23, 2024
“There! You see! It’s all arranged. And all for your own good. We’ll be able, with the money you earn, to make Narnia a country worth living in. There’ll be oranges and bananas pouring in–and roads and big cities and schools and offices and whips and muzzles and saddles and cages…
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“There! You see! It’s all arranged. And all for your own good. We’ll be able, with the money you earn, to make Narnia a country worth living in. There’ll be oranges and bananas pouring in–and roads and big cities and schools and offices and whips and muzzles and saddles and cages…
“Look at the way I’ve been treated lately, especially by the media. No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.” - Donald Trump, May 17, 2017
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Look at the way I’ve been treated lately, especially by the media. No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.” - Donald Trump, May 17, 2017
Today, the
Wealthy emperor
Signed orders
Instructing
The great Justice Department
To investigate
Anyone who spreads
The fake news that he is not
Wearing any clothes
-C.C. 6/16/2025
Wealthy emperor
Signed orders
Instructing
The great Justice Department
To investigate
Anyone who spreads
The fake news that he is not
Wearing any clothes
-C.C. 6/16/2025
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today, the
Wealthy emperor
Signed orders
Instructing
The great Justice Department
To investigate
Anyone who spreads
The fake news that he is not
Wearing any clothes
-C.C. 6/16/2025
Wealthy emperor
Signed orders
Instructing
The great Justice Department
To investigate
Anyone who spreads
The fake news that he is not
Wearing any clothes
-C.C. 6/16/2025
"Comrade Kamala Harris... She's a Marxist, communist, fascist, socialist... She's a fascist, OK? She's a fascist... I think the bigger problem are the people from within. We have some very bad people.
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Comrade Kamala Harris... She's a Marxist, communist, fascist, socialist... She's a fascist, OK? She's a fascist... I think the bigger problem are the people from within. We have some very bad people.
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984
"How Dumb Does He Think We Are?"
You see a guy about to throw
Tomatoes, let's be serious.
Just knock the crap out of the guy.
I'll pay your legal fees, I swear.
"How Dumb Does He Think We Are?"
You see a guy about to throw
Tomatoes, let's be serious.
Just knock the crap out of the guy.
I'll pay your legal fees, I swear.
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984
"How Dumb Does He Think We Are?"
You see a guy about to throw
Tomatoes, let's be serious.
Just knock the crap out of the guy.
I'll pay your legal fees, I swear.
"How Dumb Does He Think We Are?"
You see a guy about to throw
Tomatoes, let's be serious.
Just knock the crap out of the guy.
I'll pay your legal fees, I swear.
“The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact-check!” - Senator J.D. Vance, October 1, 2024
My name's J.D. Vance.
I am here to tell you lies --
And I'm so handsome
You suckers will believe me
So long as I look polished
-C. C. 10/2/2024
My name's J.D. Vance.
I am here to tell you lies --
And I'm so handsome
You suckers will believe me
So long as I look polished
-C. C. 10/2/2024
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact-check!” - Senator J.D. Vance, October 1, 2024
My name's J.D. Vance.
I am here to tell you lies --
And I'm so handsome
You suckers will believe me
So long as I look polished
-C. C. 10/2/2024
My name's J.D. Vance.
I am here to tell you lies --
And I'm so handsome
You suckers will believe me
So long as I look polished
-C. C. 10/2/2024