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@christhornton.bsky.social
Likes soup. Hi-Chew and parchment paper influencer.
Showing my wife the great posts I did on Bluesky today
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Showing my wife the great posts I did on Bluesky today
All day on repeat
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All day on repeat
Sweet corn and shishito at Artie’s in Maplewood, NJ
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sweet corn and shishito at Artie’s in Maplewood, NJ
Paris can absolutely give you a double Negroni if you ask nicely.
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Paris can absolutely give you a double Negroni if you ask nicely.
It’s important to know that I sat in a whiskey barrel filled with hot water and seaweed on the Irish coast in the middle of a storm.
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s important to know that I sat in a whiskey barrel filled with hot water and seaweed on the Irish coast in the middle of a storm.
Gonna get so fucked up tonight
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gonna get so fucked up tonight
This diva absolutely serving
January 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This diva absolutely serving
If you do it right, the icing on the Tom Cruise coconut cake all piles up in the center of the Bundt and that is fun.
January 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you do it right, the icing on the Tom Cruise coconut cake all piles up in the center of the Bundt and that is fun.
Big new ep of Carbface with me and @lauriewoolever.bsky.social. I talk about the odyssey for getting my sperm checked, and Laurie talks toilets. shows.acast.com/carbface
January 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Big new ep of Carbface with me and @lauriewoolever.bsky.social. I talk about the odyssey for getting my sperm checked, and Laurie talks toilets. shows.acast.com/carbface
It’s plant sale time at Wegmans. He’s taking up the entire passenger side. Approx $25.
January 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s plant sale time at Wegmans. He’s taking up the entire passenger side. Approx $25.
Celebrating the new year with @thizzg.bsky.social’s Hoppin’ John www.seriouseats.com/hoppin-john
January 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Celebrating the new year with @thizzg.bsky.social’s Hoppin’ John www.seriouseats.com/hoppin-john
My son and I wish you a Happy New Year
December 31, 2024 at 7:13 PM
My son and I wish you a Happy New Year
Walker’s shortbread dipped in a Negroni is 10/10.
December 29, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Walker’s shortbread dipped in a Negroni is 10/10.
I saw this Queen of Hearts collage at an antique store and it has inspired me to finally do something with my large collection of Willy Wonka coin pusher cards. vimeo.com/256048317
December 28, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I saw this Queen of Hearts collage at an antique store and it has inspired me to finally do something with my large collection of Willy Wonka coin pusher cards. vimeo.com/256048317
Bought this vintage donut flour bag today.
December 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Bought this vintage donut flour bag today.
No one:
Gary Nunn:
Gary Nunn:
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
No one:
Gary Nunn:
Gary Nunn:
The only good thing about Threads is the number of people who will “actually” me and I keep telling them I drank a Negroni with substitutions and now they are sending me links to explain I’m wrong but I am not wrong.
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
The only good thing about Threads is the number of people who will “actually” me and I keep telling them I drank a Negroni with substitutions and now they are sending me links to explain I’m wrong but I am not wrong.
If you see this, buy it. Light and flaky, little deep dark puddles of chocolate hazelnut.
December 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
If you see this, buy it. Light and flaky, little deep dark puddles of chocolate hazelnut.
Please buy this for me.
December 5, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Please buy this for me.
I will always comment MEATBALL, NYT Cooking. Always.
December 4, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I will always comment MEATBALL, NYT Cooking. Always.
I ate something terrible, and I haven’t recovered
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I ate something terrible, and I haven’t recovered
Bring her to thanksgiving and be the hero.
November 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Bring her to thanksgiving and be the hero.
Attention, whiny babies who don’t like food blogs with stories before the actual recipe and are too lazy to scroll but not lazy enough to not complain about how inconvenienced they are even tho they’re getting free content…most food blogs now have a “jump to recipe” button. So please stop whining.
November 27, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Attention, whiny babies who don’t like food blogs with stories before the actual recipe and are too lazy to scroll but not lazy enough to not complain about how inconvenienced they are even tho they’re getting free content…most food blogs now have a “jump to recipe” button. So please stop whining.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social she’s not mad; she just has a challenging underbite.
November 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social she’s not mad; she just has a challenging underbite.