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Likes soup. Hi-Chew and parchment paper influencer.
Showing my wife the great posts I did on Bluesky today
October 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Showing my wife the great posts I did on Bluesky today
All day on repeat
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All day on repeat
Please stop making actors cook to promote their upcoming films thank you and I hope you are well
September 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Please stop making actors cook to promote their upcoming films thank you and I hope you are well
Sweet corn and shishito at Artie’s in Maplewood, NJ
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sweet corn and shishito at Artie’s in Maplewood, NJ
I miss the Casper mattress-era of podcasting
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I miss the Casper mattress-era of podcasting
Looking back, our downfall as a society strongly correlates to the rise of butter boards.
August 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looking back, our downfall as a society strongly correlates to the rise of butter boards.
@benjaminahr.mobi @cutfortime.bsky.social guys can we get more dong in the next newsletter thx
August 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@benjaminahr.mobi @cutfortime.bsky.social guys can we get more dong in the next newsletter thx
I made a Negroni but substituted rye for gin and I hope you are well.
July 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I made a Negroni but substituted rye for gin and I hope you are well.
Paris can absolutely give you a double Negroni if you ask nicely.
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Paris can absolutely give you a double Negroni if you ask nicely.
It’s important to know that I sat in a whiskey barrel filled with hot water and seaweed on the Irish coast in the middle of a storm.
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s important to know that I sat in a whiskey barrel filled with hot water and seaweed on the Irish coast in the middle of a storm.
Sorry but The Bear is just the Fast and Furious franchise with plates and sauces I hope you are well
June 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sorry but The Bear is just the Fast and Furious franchise with plates and sauces I hope you are well
Gonna get so fucked up tonight
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gonna get so fucked up tonight
Listen, if I’m going to k*ll the man who shot my father, I am absolutely going to use the chipper club for the wicked angle but then I’m switching to the putter when I get close to the hole. #lastofus
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Listen, if I’m going to k*ll the man who shot my father, I am absolutely going to use the chipper club for the wicked angle but then I’m switching to the putter when I get close to the hole. #lastofus
Prepped a salad for dinner last night and made enough for lunch today. Last night, I used a lemon and tahini dressing. Today, I used southwestern ranch. What I’m saying is I am wild and fun and love to have a good time.
April 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Prepped a salad for dinner last night and made enough for lunch today. Last night, I used a lemon and tahini dressing. Today, I used southwestern ranch. What I’m saying is I am wild and fun and love to have a good time.
Currently taking an epsom salt bath while drinking a negroni and I hope you are well
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Currently taking an epsom salt bath while drinking a negroni and I hope you are well
I have trypophobia but for the Dubai chocolate filling.
Will I be making it this week? Absolutely.
Will I be making it this week? Absolutely.
April 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I have trypophobia but for the Dubai chocolate filling.
Will I be making it this week? Absolutely.
Will I be making it this week? Absolutely.
You can make any salad a panzanella
If you add enough croutons to it.
If you add enough croutons to it.
April 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You can make any salad a panzanella
If you add enough croutons to it.
If you add enough croutons to it.
This diva absolutely serving
January 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This diva absolutely serving
How are you celebrating Dumpling Week?
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How are you celebrating Dumpling Week?
If you do it right, the icing on the Tom Cruise coconut cake all piles up in the center of the Bundt and that is fun.
January 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you do it right, the icing on the Tom Cruise coconut cake all piles up in the center of the Bundt and that is fun.
Can I cool a Bundt cake outside before I frost it? It’s currently 33F. I want to eat it tonight before bed, and it’s currently 6PM.
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Can I cool a Bundt cake outside before I frost it? It’s currently 33F. I want to eat it tonight before bed, and it’s currently 6PM.
I love how every January, cabbage is like, “Um, actually…”
January 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love how every January, cabbage is like, “Um, actually…”
Nduja is the most fun food word to say and to think about.
What food words delight you?
What food words delight you?
January 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Nduja is the most fun food word to say and to think about.
What food words delight you?
What food words delight you?
Big new ep of Carbface with me and @lauriewoolever.bsky.social. I talk about the odyssey for getting my sperm checked, and Laurie talks toilets. shows.acast.com/carbface
January 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Big new ep of Carbface with me and @lauriewoolever.bsky.social. I talk about the odyssey for getting my sperm checked, and Laurie talks toilets. shows.acast.com/carbface