Just scrap it and try again next Monday with a plan for how to handle the demand.

Hell yeah. Honestly Scryfall does so much for the health of the game that WotC should do this directly

Zine shelfies always drive me crazy because I'm so curious about the spines that don't have titles 👀

There it is again, that funny feeling

The section on mysteries is where it dives into assignments, academic accomplishments , and research which might provide the kind of structure you're looking for.

There's the Chthonic Codex from @lostpages.bsky.social which describes itself as being about "apprentice wizards trying to graduate from magic university without being too endangered by the whims of their reckless teachers." Broken up into 3 big sections covering monsters, magic and mysteries.

Technically more of a Dice Friends thing since it's an RPG, but Slugblaster seems like it's so up your alley that I have to mention it -- it's got Spiderverse and Steven Universe tone mixed with the Edmonton skater culture that the creator grew up in, plus lots of gunky slugs of course.