Christine
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My tax return hitting my bank account the first day of my vacation!!!
a woman is standing on a stage with a microphone in her hand and singing .
ALT: a woman is standing on a stage with a microphone in her hand and singing .
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April 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My tax return hitting my bank account the first day of my vacation!!!
My favorite way to self soothe is to watch this lady who works at Samsung get a different Korean lunch everyday
March 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My favorite way to self soothe is to watch this lady who works at Samsung get a different Korean lunch everyday
I told a guy I was talking to that I spent the weekend recovering from my birthday hangovers and he told me that’s not “Christ-like”. I told him I would rather be known as a devil for drinking 4 gin and tonics than being an almighty holy being that give kids cancer and then blocked him :)
March 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I told a guy I was talking to that I spent the weekend recovering from my birthday hangovers and he told me that’s not “Christ-like”. I told him I would rather be known as a devil for drinking 4 gin and tonics than being an almighty holy being that give kids cancer and then blocked him :)
Literally going to magic kingdom to satisfy my needs for a dole whip and then going the f home :) love my lil life
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Literally going to magic kingdom to satisfy my needs for a dole whip and then going the f home :) love my lil life
I was optimistic about getting back into the dating scene for 2025 but then a group chat of 70,000 men about how to hurt women surfaced on the Internet. It was nice to feel excited for 24 hours. 🥲
January 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was optimistic about getting back into the dating scene for 2025 but then a group chat of 70,000 men about how to hurt women surfaced on the Internet. It was nice to feel excited for 24 hours. 🥲
I can do tough things!!! (I made a call about finances)
January 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I can do tough things!!! (I made a call about finances)
Didn’t put make up on today so I can’t wait for all the old men I work with tell me that I “look tired” 🥲
December 22, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Didn’t put make up on today so I can’t wait for all the old men I work with tell me that I “look tired” 🥲
The fact that I’m seeing Nosferatu next week is the only thing that is keeping me going
December 16, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The fact that I’m seeing Nosferatu next week is the only thing that is keeping me going
Switching to aluminum free deodorant is an actual full time job. This shit is not for the weak
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Switching to aluminum free deodorant is an actual full time job. This shit is not for the weak
I’ve heard “you’re a lot stronger than people know” a lot of times in my life and I am ✨tired✨
December 3, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I’ve heard “you’re a lot stronger than people know” a lot of times in my life and I am ✨tired✨
Me putting a fist full of holiday m&ms into my shirt pocket while watching a tiktok on how bad m&ms are for you 👁️👄👁️
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Me putting a fist full of holiday m&ms into my shirt pocket while watching a tiktok on how bad m&ms are for you 👁️👄👁️
Wicked and Gladiator 2 tonight!!! What a time to be alive!!!
November 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Wicked and Gladiator 2 tonight!!! What a time to be alive!!!
Just got home from the bar and STILL took off my makeup and did skincare mind you I’m 5 beers deep! A win for feminism if I do say so myself
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Just got home from the bar and STILL took off my makeup and did skincare mind you I’m 5 beers deep! A win for feminism if I do say so myself
Truly haven’t felt my age (the ripe age of 30) until today when I put eye cream on. And I enjoyed it. And also see a difference :(
November 26, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Truly haven’t felt my age (the ripe age of 30) until today when I put eye cream on. And I enjoyed it. And also see a difference :(
This is me praying and pleading to the world to please just wait a week before posting Wicked pt 1 stuff (I’m seeing it next week because the people of Orlando are heathens and gobbled all those tickets up)
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 AM
This is me praying and pleading to the world to please just wait a week before posting Wicked pt 1 stuff (I’m seeing it next week because the people of Orlando are heathens and gobbled all those tickets up)
Happy one month of being free from those cesspools aka dating apps to me!!! 🥳
November 20, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Happy one month of being free from those cesspools aka dating apps to me!!! 🥳
I’ve been doing “Taylor Swift song of the day” by just pressing shuffle on my Taylor swift playlist and having it be the first song that pops up. I’ve also signed my friends who aren’t swifties up for this (not willingly but they oblige) but I found out that they listen to the songs I give them :,)
November 19, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I’ve been doing “Taylor Swift song of the day” by just pressing shuffle on my Taylor swift playlist and having it be the first song that pops up. I’ve also signed my friends who aren’t swifties up for this (not willingly but they oblige) but I found out that they listen to the songs I give them :,)
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
Been thinking about what to post as my first post on here and here it is. I’ve been laughing about this for three days now so much that I’ve saved it to my phone whenever I need to laugh! Hope it makes someone else laugh too!
November 15, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Been thinking about what to post as my first post on here and here it is. I’ve been laughing about this for three days now so much that I’ve saved it to my phone whenever I need to laugh! Hope it makes someone else laugh too!