“I immediately had this idea, like, ‘Oh, I should have a garage sale where I can name the price. And when people try to barter with me, I can just raise the prices. I can make it so it’s impossible to buy things, and they can’t do anything, because it’s my yard sale.’ - Rick Perry […]

@tops One of the most controversial footwear mods in the history of curling.

@tops i would simply take the lane to avoid the dirtwater sluice chute 'kill zone'

Second time in my life I can remember doing this. Always a trip.

Saw the shape and the squirm. Hollered, "YOU NEED HELP?!?". Got a "YESSSSSSS" reply. So dug her and her shopping bag of groceries out. Got her on her feet and walked her home. She said she'd been in there about 30 mins! Also tried to ditch me when I was walking her home but I insisted on getting […]

@tops Yep, that's a full volume, Jenn yelling to turn it down, banger.