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Chris T
@christ.awjeez.help.ap.brid.gy
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Ride bikes. Ride rails. Pants. He/Him. Trying. Toronto. Friend of Mr. Cairo.

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Just got an alert on my bloody wristwatch about a podcast.

https://nebula.tv/agenda/torontos-crack-smoking-mayor-wbobby-broccoli

#notjustbikes #urbanistagenda #crack
An internet of shit watch displaying an alert from the Castbox application letting me know that there is a new Urbanist Agenda podcast about "Toronto's Crack-Smoking Mayor (w/ Bobby Brococoli). Magical times. And as always, FTP.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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TIMELINE CLEANSE. BEHOLD. MOLOCH
A screengrab from the TV show CHiPs, Season 6, Episode 4, showing Eric Estrada as a bastard in a pig uniform next to MOLOCH in their beautiful red skin suit, face painted white with black lips and some gorgeous red eye liner. Defund, Abolish, Prosecute.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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THE GOAT IS DOWN

https://www.visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat

#GävleGoat
#Gävlebocken
#goatwatch2025
Illustration of a smiling cartoon star with celebratory balloons and such with a text overlay that reads "GÄVLEBOCKEN DOWN!!!"
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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@tops @kaydo
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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MAKE. ME. AN. OFFER.

#pricemaster #bluejays
A screencapture of THE PRICEMASTER in his gold mask, red balaclava, and silver jacket thanking shoppers. The text overlay reads 18 MILLION INNINGS. And also, FUCK ICE.
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Got a nice ride in. Saw some fall splendor on display specifically by the Canada Malting Silos then home to shower and dress and get shot. VAXXXED 2 DA MAXXX now. Go Jays Go.

#todaysride #biketooter #toronto #fallcolours #vaccines #flu #covid
A row of row of of trees with brightly coloured leaves with the Canada Malting SIlos in the background and Lake Ontario in the foreground. The colour of the tree leaves is reflected in the lake and the clouds behind the Canada Malting Silos is overcast and quite dramatic! ACAB 4 EVA.
October 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Good content shared in the reprobate group chat today #biketooter
screen grab from some horrible mind rot social media video service showing a radar speed gunning a vehicle on a street with the text overlay caption of "egging cars speeding in the school zone" and we should probably defund, abolish and as much as i am not a fan of prisons we should incarcerate those pigs.
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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This one tree in particular. #todaysride #biketooter #biketo
Just a proper red/orange leafed tree in a park under a sick as fuck blue sky on a straight up gorgeous autumn day and what we should do is defund and abolish the police.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Gonna take this macbook air to my death bed.
A cropped screenshot of a terminal running neofetch to display my system specs. Mid 2013 era MacBook Air now running Ubuntu 24.04.3 LTS. ftp://services
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Worth it for the confusion when they go to pay their bill.
A screenshot of an email from JPS, a Jamaican utility service provider, confirming receipt of payment for some random Other Chris' electric bill. Fuck. The. Police.
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Some proper mists out on #todaysride. Eerily beautiful. Had a nice chat with some Detroiters celebrating their weeding anniversary and then saw a tool who found out. #biketooter #biketo (video to follow)
A single track dirt and gravel path with wildflowers on either side and the brutal musts obscuring the sky. FTP. A brick and debris beach on a foggy lake with some dope ass wildflowers in the foreground. ACAB. A real brain genius broke multiple laws and found out while some pigs make the situation worse and scowl at good people.
July 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Oh! It's been a while since I've done one of these. #todaysride my usual spit hit where I got nailed in the bush then enjoyed some general fuckrie. Ride rating 13/10. Tx to all those who offered condolences and assistance while I fixed my flat and sorry to the […]

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Some jackass giving a gloved thumbs up to the god damned nail sticking out of a bike tire on a man made gravel/debris trail. ACAB. Another shot of a fucking nail puncturing the rear tire of my sick ride out on the man made debris trails of the spit. At least it was a pretty spot for instead of on a dumb road with asshole motorists. FTP.
July 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Seems that the East Don trail hole got a soft launch. Just transited that sweet sweet infra. Sadly, they seem to have buried Parappa the Rappa.

#biketo #biketooter
An outreaches palm up and gloved hand beholds the new tunnel underneath the Stouffville rail line connecting the East Don trail. It's a beautiful hole. And as always, ACAB.
June 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Good morning!
A banner that reads Chris is risen in red text on a white background. FTP.
April 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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For years upon years I've been receiving #otherchris' mis-sent Jamaican electric bills each month. Last night I might have paid one for them.

#jamaica
cropped screengrab of the JPS web sight showing that payment was applied. FTP.
March 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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GOTEM
A bloody screenshot of my stinkin' gmail account showing 666 unread spams. BDS USA ACAB FTP and other acronyms of your choosing cause I'm gonna go get a haircut today and maybe do some ice skating. I love you all.
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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An email to #otherchris from their eye care clinic wishing them a happy birthday from all the staff and it had a picture of a rodent just housing some cake.
February 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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FUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Saw this on the canada dot gov dot ca insta last night.

#rail #trains #publictransit
A fare table for CN rail tickets between Sydney, NS and Edmonton with station stops in between. Cheapest fare is Sydney to Antigonish at $3.40 and most expensive is Sydney to Edmonton at $49. Keeeeeerist. And as always, FTP.
January 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Mods are asleep. Post the Salad Creams on main.
A picture of a squeeze bottle of Heinz brand Salad Cream. It's a squeeze bottle for fast and furious dispensation of the bile coloured mess that resides within. Also, if I were a cop I'd simply find a new job so that I wasn't a bastard.
January 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Fuckin' bike lanes. #biketo
Screenshot of Google maps on an Android phone with the traffic layer turned on showing a load of red/slow traffic on the Don Valley Parkway heading northbound at 8 am. Doug Ford is just a straight up greasy menace who deals in hash and lies. As always. ACAB.
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 PM