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Chris Swinger
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I guess I should put something here? Im in Oregon. Idk
This is the town I was talking about that was near the archaeology school I went to in college
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Supporters will hear this incoherent, oatmeal- brained speech and say “yep. That sure does make sense. Glad I voted for that guy”
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He’s probably been volunteering for ICE during his time off so he’ll probably transition into that as a new career
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If Nevada wins this, I’m officially ingesting copium on this season.
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Huge bummer. Nice place to visit after going to the aquarium
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was born and raised in Tahoe. The fervor with which people love the bears there is tangible
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just got called out
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It feeds into the tired narrative that somehow the democrats are the problem here. Yeah, they’re enormously flawed, but media is dancing around the fact that America reads at no more than a sixth grade level and despises margelized communities more than they love being able to afford groceries.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dan’s “because I was technically …an idiot” made us guffaw
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shithole country
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I miss hearing her on KNBR
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’m glad I got it downloaded on my computer
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
*record scratch*

“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sorry. Antifa got a hold of the tv production here
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Find someone to share in your misery
October 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trying to figure out how I can watch spooky stuff and hang decorations with a needy newborn
October 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We’re in hell
October 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Computer go boom!”
September 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*laughs in Barry bonds*
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just when the Niners need him the most
September 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Right next to “Time Magazine’s Person of the year: 2006”
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Who can ? He’s steamrolled the constitution numerous times, just like he’s never been heals accountable for his dozens of felonies, fraudulent charities, and fraudulent university.

The reach exist in a world of impunity
September 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM