Chris Swinger
@chrisswinger.bsky.social
I guess I should put something here? Im in Oregon. Idk
If I’m cringe on Bluesky and no one sees it, was I truly even cringe ?
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If I’m cringe on Bluesky and no one sees it, was I truly even cringe ?
If Trump dies, I think we have a good chance to bully JD Vance to suicide
September 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If Trump dies, I think we have a good chance to bully JD Vance to suicide
Maybe I should post here more??
Umm……what should I talk about?
Uh, rocks are pretty cool, huh?
There, that ought to increase engagement
Umm……what should I talk about?
Uh, rocks are pretty cool, huh?
There, that ought to increase engagement
August 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Maybe I should post here more??
Umm……what should I talk about?
Uh, rocks are pretty cool, huh?
There, that ought to increase engagement
Umm……what should I talk about?
Uh, rocks are pretty cool, huh?
There, that ought to increase engagement
June 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*Tim Allen voice*
“Troll time!”
“Troll time!”
May 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
*Tim Allen voice*
“Troll time!”
“Troll time!”
You ever put off going to bed so you can watch a YouTube video about tornadoes?
May 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You ever put off going to bed so you can watch a YouTube video about tornadoes?
Imagine hating Oregon and I’m just here, riding my bike through lush, post-rain greenery beneath the dynamic sky on my way to store to pick up medicine and crackers for my wife
May 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Imagine hating Oregon and I’m just here, riding my bike through lush, post-rain greenery beneath the dynamic sky on my way to store to pick up medicine and crackers for my wife
Oregon hiking stuff
May 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oregon hiking stuff
My engagement is non existent here so I’ll finally admit that I am the Zodiac Killer since no one will see it
April 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My engagement is non existent here so I’ll finally admit that I am the Zodiac Killer since no one will see it
I love O Brother, Where Art Tho? It’s probably my favorite movie and seeing in a theater full of people in Portland yesterday just reaffirmed my love for it
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I love O Brother, Where Art Tho? It’s probably my favorite movie and seeing in a theater full of people in Portland yesterday just reaffirmed my love for it
Daffodil trail near my house
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Daffodil trail near my house
I guess I should keep posting here? Here’s me at Hawthorne Asylum
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I guess I should keep posting here? Here’s me at Hawthorne Asylum
Women love me
Corndogs fear me
Corndogs fear me
March 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Women love me
Corndogs fear me
Corndogs fear me
Hells scape
Portland
Oregon
Portland
Oregon
March 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hells scape
Portland
Oregon
Portland
Oregon
I didn’t see any protestors at the Beaverton Tesla like at the Portland one, but the Beaverton one DOES have boarded up windows from the bullet holes so I think it’s even
March 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I didn’t see any protestors at the Beaverton Tesla like at the Portland one, but the Beaverton one DOES have boarded up windows from the bullet holes so I think it’s even
March 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You could have spent your night watching terrible basketball. Or, you could have been like me and spent it reading a book about the Donner Party
#nbathreads
#nbathreads
March 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You could have spent your night watching terrible basketball. Or, you could have been like me and spent it reading a book about the Donner Party
#nbathreads
#nbathreads
Thankfully I live near Portland and can watch No Other Land in theaters. Now if I would just stop being so lazy….
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Thankfully I live near Portland and can watch No Other Land in theaters. Now if I would just stop being so lazy….
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM