Hagnostos
@chrisstait.bsky.social
Classicist, guitar plucker, poetaster, elbow thrower (🇨🇦).
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ontario Minister of Labour’s new letterhead:
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ontario Minister of Labour’s new letterhead:
I saw “toy”. Turns out it was TDY. Not sure if that says more about me or the optometrist I saw recently.
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I saw “toy”. Turns out it was TDY. Not sure if that says more about me or the optometrist I saw recently.
Great picture. Here are some remains of the Diolkos of Periander, late 7th century B.C. tyrant of Corinth. This paved roadway, used to portage ship overland across the isthmus, can still be seen near the canal, which was an unrealized dream of many ancient rulers. Hurray for dynamite?
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Great picture. Here are some remains of the Diolkos of Periander, late 7th century B.C. tyrant of Corinth. This paved roadway, used to portage ship overland across the isthmus, can still be seen near the canal, which was an unrealized dream of many ancient rulers. Hurray for dynamite?
A little to close to recent reports from ICE deployment areas:
October 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A little to close to recent reports from ICE deployment areas:
Getting more of a “lonely because I lost my tribe after being kicked out of the Buffy Gentlemen’s club for being both too nasty and too creepy” vibe from Miller:
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Getting more of a “lonely because I lost my tribe after being kicked out of the Buffy Gentlemen’s club for being both too nasty and too creepy” vibe from Miller:
One black rinse and a pink hanbok away from twinsies.
September 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One black rinse and a pink hanbok away from twinsies.
Sure it is. When these are your listed occupations, you can be wrong in multiple formats.
September 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sure it is. When these are your listed occupations, you can be wrong in multiple formats.
Canada and Mexico arguing over who gets to pay that bill:
September 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Canada and Mexico arguing over who gets to pay that bill:
In the immortal words of Martin L. Gore…
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
In the immortal words of Martin L. Gore…
Giving off serious Leader vibes.
August 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Giving off serious Leader vibes.
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It might be time for a rebrand to a different icon of late 70s-early 80s tv:
August 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It might be time for a rebrand to a different icon of late 70s-early 80s tv:
Best case scenario you are just experiencing the 21st century version of what is the good old American tradition of coming late to the fascist fight. Worst case scenario:
August 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Best case scenario you are just experiencing the 21st century version of what is the good old American tradition of coming late to the fascist fight. Worst case scenario:
Saw him in concert six weeks ago in Toronto. His voice is still gold, at 82 he still moves it, he closed with Copacabana and it was awesome.
July 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Saw him in concert six weeks ago in Toronto. His voice is still gold, at 82 he still moves it, he closed with Copacabana and it was awesome.
By “Ford waxes poetic”, I assume D’Mello means Dougy dittied an impromptu bit of high-school educated doggerel, perhaps a limerick with the words “Nantucket”, “Ontario can suck it”, “measles outbreak”, “health care ass ache”, and “oh well, f$&k it” artfully arranged.
July 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
By “Ford waxes poetic”, I assume D’Mello means Dougy dittied an impromptu bit of high-school educated doggerel, perhaps a limerick with the words “Nantucket”, “Ontario can suck it”, “measles outbreak”, “health care ass ache”, and “oh well, f$&k it” artfully arranged.
Back to the library with thee.
July 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Back to the library with thee.
We need a Colbert-Stewart co-anchor show right now. Supercharge the satirical Wonder Twins!
July 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
We need a Colbert-Stewart co-anchor show right now. Supercharge the satirical Wonder Twins!
Same face. She knows where she’s headed.
July 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Same face. She knows where she’s headed.
May I add a nonagenarian ne’er-do-well?
June 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
May I add a nonagenarian ne’er-do-well?
I would only judge you positively. Saw him in concert two weeks ago. He (82 years old) closed with Copacabana and it was awesome.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would only judge you positively. Saw him in concert two weeks ago. He (82 years old) closed with Copacabana and it was awesome.