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Chris Greene
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Maritimer, Mapper, Maddeningly Mundane. Into GIScience / Systems, Remote Sensing, Urban Trees. Senior Instructor at Dalhousie U.
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Real helpful buddy. Real helpful, guy.
A fluffy brown tabby domestic shorthair cat laying on a stack of midterms being graded by his frustrated human companion.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Appeared outside my door last night post class. These students get me.
Small painted pumpkins. The left pumpkin is orange and has I ❤️ GIS painted on it. The right pumpkin is painted blue and green to resemble a globe.
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Reading this release (www2.acadiau.ca/about-acadia...) makes me even more angry at the process we just endured. Acadia demonstrated both sides can commit to not only maintaining relationships but strengthening them. For me, relationships feel fractured and repair will take time.

#KeepDalStrong
Screen capture of a portion of an Acadia press release that reads: The negotiating teams revised 39 articles— 74% of the collective agreement —and created seven Memorandums of Agreement (MOA). Negotiators met 21 days at the table from May 6 to August 8 this year, and settled amicably at the table on August 8. “The two teams did a tremendous amount of work in a relatively short period of time and reached an agreement without a need for outside intervention.” says Anthony Pash, AUFA Lead Negotiator. “We thank the Board’s team for their hard work and willingness to engage in productive debate, and we hope that this is the model for negotiations going forward.”
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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There is a growing movement as large as one household to have this card banned.
A custom Uno card that has “Abbie Wins” written on it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Assuming ratification, this was me last night. If it was any of my colleagues out there too, grading party at the pub this weekend?
Four panel graphic with a dialogue between a person and their brain. Panel 1 the brain asks “are you asleep”. Panel two the person responds “yes, be quiet.” Panel 3 the brain states: “you still have grading from your summer course to finish”. The person is now wide awake and panicked in panel 4.
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Long Lake (West Dalhousie) Comparison: Most recent fly over of Sentinel was today. That fire grew awful damn fast.
#WildFire #RemoteSensing
Comparison of Long Lake (West Dalhousie) Burn Area over four dates. All images captured by Sentinel 2 MSI and are Bottom of Atmosphere products. Band Combination shown is Red = SWIR (B12), Green = NIR (Band 8A) and Blue = Visible Red (Band 4). All bands resampled to 20 metres.
September 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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At today’s DFA rally, I was pleasantly surprised to see a silly meme I made blown up on a picket sign. Definitely adding meme famous to my CV. If I’m ever not locked out. Attached again for your consideration. I think it’s just as appropriate now.

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Charlie Kelly in front of his conspiracy theory wall of paper and yarn, captioned: “So then we lock them out … to minimize disruption.”
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Here’s how it looks to non-locked out people on Teams. I am unknowable.
Screen capture of an ms-teams conversation where a DFA faculty member (me) shows as unknown user. Message text redacted to not embarrass said DFA member (again, me).
September 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Phoebe and Joey from friends practicing saying Dalhousie. Joey can say the parts correctly but when compiling Dal + Hous + Ie embarrassingly says “Dalnousie”.
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Burn scar really stands out in the shortwave / near infrared (this is a more oblique view of the September 4th Sentinel 2 imagery overlain in Google Earth). Bands shown are wavelengths captured at 20 metre spatial res rather than the 10 metre of visible wavelengths in natural colour.
Sentinel 2B Bottom of Atmosphere Image product centred on the West Dalhousie Burn Area. Band combination is Red = Shortwave Infrared (Band 12), Green = Near Infrared (Band 8A), Blue = Visible Red (Band 4). Imagery is visualized in Google Earth Pro for landmarks / context.
September 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Another pass of the Long Lake (West Dalhousie) two days later by Sentinel 2B (September 4, 2025). #WildFire #RemoteSensing
Sentinel 2B imagery of the Long Lake / West Dalhousie fire captured on September 4, 2025. Band combination shown is Red = Shortwave Infrared (Band 12), Green = Near Infrared (Band 8A), Blue = Visible Red (Band 4). Healthy vegetation appears green, burn area appears as red to crimson.
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I really hope the Board’s bargaining team is coming into Monday with a mandate to negotiate, and it won’t be some new half baked strategy that they believe will totally work THIS time.

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Two button meme captioned: Monday Conciliation. The left button is labelled “Fair Bargaining”. The right button is labelled “new stunt that will totally work this time.”
September 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Screen capture from Zoolander of Mugatu and Katinka captioned: making lockout memes is so hot right now.
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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August 28th: we do not believe any progress can be made at the bargaining table …

September 4th: we welcome the opportunity to…
September 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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For context …
Screen capture of the Dalhousie Lockout update on September 4th.
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Different satellite, different day. Long Lake (West Dalhousie) burn area as seen by Sentinel 2C on September 2, 2025. Composite is largely in the non-visible (SWIR-NIR-Vis Red). A bit of smoke influence in the south portion of the burn area.
#WildFire #RemoteSensing
Sentinel 2C image from September 2, 2025 focusing on the burn area near Long Lake (West Dalhousie). Burn area appears as red, healthy vegetation appears as greens.
September 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Promises made. Promises kept.
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Pablo Escobar on a yard swing meme. Captioned “You’re DFA Faculty. And it’s the first day of classes.”
September 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Long Lake (West Dalhousie) burn area as of yesterday morning (2025-09-01). This imagery is from Plant Labs Super Dove small sats and is 3 metre spatial resolution. Showing NIR - Red Edge - Vis Red as the band combination to contrast burn (dark purple - black) and healthy veg (yellow-oranges).
Image export from Google Earth Pro visualizing imagery from Planet Labs Small Sats for the Long Lake (West Dalhousie), Nova Scotia fire. Healthy vegetation shows as yellow and oranges. Burned areas show as purple to black,
September 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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This is ok after his surgery, right? Naughty kitty.
Post neuter brown tabby being incredibly precocious by perching upon his locked out human’s shoulders, after notably leaping from the floor and climbing his human’s back.
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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As students begin to bristle, how I imagine (or hope) behind the scenes has gone.
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Two Panel meme from the Emperor’s New Groove with Eesma and Kronk. The top panel is captioned: Pull the Lever Board. The bottom panel is captioned: Wrong Lever!”
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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#KeepDalStrong
Screen capture of Pepa and Félix from Encanto captioned “Dal Board: we don’t talk about Nous Group, no no …”
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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#KeepDalStrong
Three panel Family Feud meme along for Top 10 reasons the Dal Board are bargaining strangely. The contestant answers Nous Group. Survey Says? Nous Group.
August 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Morning feels.
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Four panel applying clown makeup meme captioned: Bargaining, Conciliation, Lockout, Board Comms.
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Palette cleanser before the day gets rolling and my irritation leads to snarky memes. #KeepDalStrong
A handsome grey tabby cat wearing a teal DFA #KeepDalStrong bandana.
August 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM