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Chris Schaich
@chrisschaichphd.bsky.social
Physiologist/epidemiologist 🎩 Study design in critical care, Alz-dementia, and heart failure 🫀🧠 New England native 🍂 Cat pic poster 😺
Me rn:
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
She’s not moving 🥰
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me talking to students:
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Assorted photos of a very fancy cat named Clementine (fostering until the in-laws notice him living at their place)
December 2, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Eat, drink, and be merry. ‘Twas a good good time.
November 20, 2024 at 2:21 PM
(Movie trailer voiceover) Something has awoken. He will stop at nothing.

One kitty.

One desire.

(Explosions)

Right now, in a kitchen near you.
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 PM
20 years and I’m still really bad at social media. Here’s some pictures of the outdoor kitties snuggling up together last night 😻🥰
April 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
We got it.
March 1, 2024 at 2:10 PM
“We are the Watchers on the Wall.” 😺
March 1, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Two weeks without a cat pic. I’m ashamed 🙀 here is Princess Chloe, the prettiest kitty in the world:
February 23, 2024 at 4:00 AM
This reminds me of asking a room of epidemiologists to raise their hand if they've heard of the term 'selection bias' and concluding it is evidently well known by the general public.
February 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
On the importance of accounting for competing risks during the zombie apocalypse--I mean, in survival analysis:
February 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Oh I love this meme format. Here’s my favorite:
February 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Search your camera roll for “art”
February 10, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Photo shoot 😺
February 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Best of friends, picture purrfect 😻
January 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
“Do these sound like the actions of a cat who has had *all* she can eat?”
January 30, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Nope, no food in here either…
January 29, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Resting gromp face, but the sweetest little baby who loves the belly rubz 😺
January 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Not the vet visit we wanted to have, but at least this little guy’s going to start feeling better. He had a life-threatening auto-immune attack 2 years ago, for which he’s been on steroids since, but he’s now developed diabetes as a result. So, twice-daily insulin injections from here out 😺😿
January 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Date yourself with a store that doesn't exist anymore.

Bought my first two cassettes and first CD at the one on the Silas Dean Hwy in Wethersfield, CT.
January 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Nope, just annoyed I woke her up
January 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Is this rigor mortis? She’s been like this for 10 minutes 😹
January 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Hence why this is one of the greatest tweets of all time:
January 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The Herd was hungry 😺 Luckily, they’re now huddled inside the shelter on this freezingest of North Carolina nights.
January 17, 2024 at 3:29 AM