I remember being told in Sunday School to “Always go to the Light.” I now realize I must have just been half-listening because the light I’ve mostly gone to was neon and hanging on a wall next to a liquor license. I’m pretty sure that’s not what they meant but I’ve had me a pretty good time.

I hope you'll join our family today in our Thanksgiving Day custom of concluding our dinner grace by asking God to tell Tom Petty that we all still really miss him.

A friend of mine said he was concerned that conservative elements of the new administration would “crack down” on the porn industry. I told him to fear not. A wise porn director will always weigh set and lighting conditions before deciding whether the money shot should be crack up or crack down.