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Chris Rand
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Ipswich, England.
"In a Venn Diagram of one" – The Guardian.

• Curator of the Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project. #hmhb
• Supporter of Ipswich Town FC. #itfc
• Expect to see mainly stuff that amused me.

https://chrisrand.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Spoke to someone tonight who was at his 200th Half Man Half Biscuit gig. I suggested it must be something of a record, at which he nodded to the guy next to him, who coughed “221…”

Respect! #HMHB
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
With my people. #HMHB
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s what Ai image generators were made for. 😬
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Back at the Cambridge Corn Exchange? With my reputation? 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The word 'unusually' is doing a lot of work at the end. I think it's taking the place of the deleted final word in the sentence, which was 'anything'.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
YES! Toughest gig ticket to get for quite a few years. But I'm in. Did not think I'd ever get to see them again.
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sigur Rós at the Royal Albert Hall. Breathtaking.
September 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We've got a whole mini-league of 'em!
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
What’s happening there?
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Phew, that could have been embarrassing.
September 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Blimey, that must be some decision. Not surprised Trump is worried about it.
August 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ooof! #ITFC social media puts in a first-minute tackle with their intro video for Marcelino Núñez. Well played. 👏

(Posting here because the club doesn't, yet)
August 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Great piece by Paul Hayward on football reporting, and perhaps beyond…
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
August 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yes but you already had £743,000 in it.
August 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They’ve got their beady eye on you from every angle at Manchester Piccadilly.
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Gig time! Reading material while I wait in hope for a train to Hope.
#HMHB
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
That should do it. “South Anglians”.
July 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A lot of these "strategic opportunities" are just waffle and nonsense, sadly.
July 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit have a track record of killing off people who are mentioned in their songs, so I fear for Jeff Bezos, who seems to have got the full album cover treatment. #HMHB
June 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Same day, same town…
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nice! Mystery screening at the cinema tonight was Jurassic World Rebirth, not due for release until the start of July. Nothing unpredictable, but it was pretty decent.
June 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey, A.I., when is the fireworks display near here?
June 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ooh yes please. Now on streaming, and in Dolby Atmos on Apple Music.
June 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM