Chris Pippin
@chrispippin.bsky.social
Proud father of pride children, husband's to the world's best partner, Heidi, and K-12 music teacher. I'm living my best life!
The economy is so A+++++ that we need to give farmers a bailout. Waiting for the teacher's bailout. The clerk bailout. The grocery bailout. Etc. Probably have to wait for the billionaire class to get their bailouts first. 🤷♂️ So, so good, like it isn't even real. A+++++
a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
ALT: a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .
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December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The economy is so A+++++ that we need to give farmers a bailout. Waiting for the teacher's bailout. The clerk bailout. The grocery bailout. Etc. Probably have to wait for the billionaire class to get their bailouts first. 🤷♂️ So, so good, like it isn't even real. A+++++
The king's men have been placed. Pray he doesn't have the backing to take over DC. Pray there are Patriots serving and will stand up and say no.
August 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The king's men have been placed. Pray he doesn't have the backing to take over DC. Pray there are Patriots serving and will stand up and say no.
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It's like Iran didn't even see this coming, us attacking them unprovoked, in the middle of the night like a thief, with no evidence of cause. Thankfully, we don't have a senile old white man making unhinged decisions...oh yeah. 🤦♂️
June 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's like Iran didn't even see this coming, us attacking them unprovoked, in the middle of the night like a thief, with no evidence of cause. Thankfully, we don't have a senile old white man making unhinged decisions...oh yeah. 🤦♂️
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This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention
May 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention
It's been a minute, what's been happeni...oh shit!! The world is lava!!!! Calgon, take me away!
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It's been a minute, what's been happeni...oh shit!! The world is lava!!!! Calgon, take me away!
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"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
February 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"It's almost impossible to believe he exists.
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
It's as if you took everything that was bad about America, scraped it off the floor, put it in an old hot dog skin & taught it to make noises with its mouth"
#PRESIDEMENTIA
Caesar Musk has spoken, but fuck him.
Musk orders US federal workers to report on work by Monday or resign - www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Musk orders US federal workers to report on work by Monday or resign - www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Musk orders US federal workers to report on work or get fired
Elon Musk, the billionaire head of the Trump administration's Department of Government Efficiency, threatened on Saturday to fire any federal worker who fails to explain what work they have accomplished during the previous week.
www.reuters.com
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Caesar Musk has spoken, but fuck him.
Musk orders US federal workers to report on work by Monday or resign - www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Musk orders US federal workers to report on work by Monday or resign - www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Day after the Superbowl, and Washington DC is still working against the American people. Download 5 Calls today and start making a difference. Of the people, by the people, for the people.
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Day after the Superbowl, and Washington DC is still working against the American people. Download 5 Calls today and start making a difference. Of the people, by the people, for the people.
Exactly, but if you don't go and Faux news says it's indoctrination who will you believe? Your child?
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Exactly, but if you don't go and Faux news says it's indoctrination who will you believe? Your child?
Who says killing puppies and bragging about it is bad for your career. Laughingstock of the world right now.
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security
www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security
www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security
Noem will be in charge of executing one of President Trump's biggest priorities in his second term: cracking down on immigration.
www.npr.org
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Who says killing puppies and bragging about it is bad for your career. Laughingstock of the world right now.
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security
www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security
www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
What's most disturbing is the voting public (36% of public just doesn't? Apathy much?) would rather vote for Trump than a woman. 🦆'n trump!
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What's most disturbing is the voting public (36% of public just doesn't? Apathy much?) would rather vote for Trump than a woman. 🦆'n trump!
Five minutes of news and enough. Just enough.
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Five minutes of news and enough. Just enough.
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
Thinking out loud: since the states already have control over education, has the Dept of education need to be taken down? Are we sending student loans? Stopping funding for title I and title IX? IDEA going to stop? What are the end goals?
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thinking out loud: since the states already have control over education, has the Dept of education need to be taken down? Are we sending student loans? Stopping funding for title I and title IX? IDEA going to stop? What are the end goals?
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In 2020, Trump tried to ban TikTok.
He cited one of his reasons was "retaliation for the China virus".
He tried to force a sale to American Oligarchs. He was overruled by a federal judge.
In 2021, Biden revoked Trump's EO banning TikTok.
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He cited one of his reasons was "retaliation for the China virus".
He tried to force a sale to American Oligarchs. He was overruled by a federal judge.
In 2021, Biden revoked Trump's EO banning TikTok.
🧵
January 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
In 2020, Trump tried to ban TikTok.
He cited one of his reasons was "retaliation for the China virus".
He tried to force a sale to American Oligarchs. He was overruled by a federal judge.
In 2021, Biden revoked Trump's EO banning TikTok.
🧵
He cited one of his reasons was "retaliation for the China virus".
He tried to force a sale to American Oligarchs. He was overruled by a federal judge.
In 2021, Biden revoked Trump's EO banning TikTok.
🧵
TikTok's back with trump getting the credit. Wasn't it trump ergo wanted to ban it? Yes. It was rhetorical.
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S.
www.npr.org/2020/08/06/9...
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S.
www.npr.org/2020/08/06/9...
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S.
The president also issued an executive order aimed at cutting ties between the U.S. and the owner of the popular Chinese communications and social media app WeChat.
www.npr.org
January 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
TikTok's back with trump getting the credit. Wasn't it trump ergo wanted to ban it? Yes. It was rhetorical.
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S.
www.npr.org/2020/08/06/9...
Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S.
www.npr.org/2020/08/06/9...
Did you take the challenge? No Facebook, Instagram, and Threads for a week. Join the challenge! Show Zuckertrump how you feel about collusion.
January 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did you take the challenge? No Facebook, Instagram, and Threads for a week. Join the challenge! Show Zuckertrump how you feel about collusion.
Uff da. Republican senator gushing because Hegsworth proclaimed he's a Christian. More like a pharisee. But then it probably reminds him of his own outward display of faith, which is of course what Jesus would do. Why would you hide your left hand from your right? Right? #phariseesamongus
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Uff da. Republican senator gushing because Hegsworth proclaimed he's a Christian. More like a pharisee. But then it probably reminds him of his own outward display of faith, which is of course what Jesus would do. Why would you hide your left hand from your right? Right? #phariseesamongus
I would like to think if the GOP had lost the election, today's certification would have been just as peaceful. Experience, however, tells me otherwise. We've seen how they are poor losers, and they appear to be ungraceful winners. Heaven help us, but I know it isn't there.
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I would like to think if the GOP had lost the election, today's certification would have been just as peaceful. Experience, however, tells me otherwise. We've seen how they are poor losers, and they appear to be ungraceful winners. Heaven help us, but I know it isn't there.
All the 🦆'n time!
December 27, 2024 at 12:37 PM
All the 🦆'n time!
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Still guilty.
December 27, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Still guilty.
The parable of America christians, from the gospel of prosperity.
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The parable of America christians, from the gospel of prosperity.
What if the universe wasn't expanding, but rather was being sucked into the black holes?
December 13, 2024 at 4:44 AM
What if the universe wasn't expanding, but rather was being sucked into the black holes?
Reading also isn't a race where you get points for reading more books, either. Happy that you can find more time than I can, but it doesn't impress me. 🤷🏼♂️
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?
Signed, a librarian
Signed, a librarian
December 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Reading also isn't a race where you get points for reading more books, either. Happy that you can find more time than I can, but it doesn't impress me. 🤷🏼♂️