Chris Orser
@chrisorser.bsky.social
Just a little guy who likes lunch
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
I bought this Cybertruck before we found out Elon was like this.
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I bought this Cybertruck before we found out Elon was like this.
But Saruman’s emails…
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
But Saruman’s emails…
Hope it’s a low/non reactive metal. Wouldn’t want the pickles to taste weird.
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hope it’s a low/non reactive metal. Wouldn’t want the pickles to taste weird.
Just a series of Weyoun Chiefs of Staff
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Just a series of Weyoun Chiefs of Staff
Everyone’s perception of police ability is from cop shows and nothing else.
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Everyone’s perception of police ability is from cop shows and nothing else.
Literally just finished up the at CES episodes, my podcast feed is all Better Offline all the time
This is not a complaint.
This is not a complaint.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Literally just finished up the at CES episodes, my podcast feed is all Better Offline all the time
This is not a complaint.
This is not a complaint.
This is my worry with 3D printers.
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is my worry with 3D printers.
Got wreaked on nitrous and remember watching the surgery as if my eyes were in my mouth.
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Got wreaked on nitrous and remember watching the surgery as if my eyes were in my mouth.
If he sticks his arms out will he take off?
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
If he sticks his arms out will he take off?
Every time I see a post of his retweeted in earnest I get so sad for the poor SOB that thinks he’s insightful.
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Every time I see a post of his retweeted in earnest I get so sad for the poor SOB that thinks he’s insightful.
I remember using music streaming services in 2005 that would actually recommend new artists. I feel like Spotify gives me the same 40 songs regardless of what my kid asks for.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I remember using music streaming services in 2005 that would actually recommend new artists. I feel like Spotify gives me the same 40 songs regardless of what my kid asks for.
Featuring the guy from the TNG episode “Family” that tried to convince Picard to leave Star Fleet
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Featuring the guy from the TNG episode “Family” that tried to convince Picard to leave Star Fleet
AGI = artificial general imposter
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
AGI = artificial general imposter