Chris Orser
@chrisorser.bsky.social
Just a little guy who likes lunch
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
I’m well aware no one likes my posts.
We should go back to defragging our hard drives and degaussing our monitors.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We should go back to defragging our hard drives and degaussing our monitors.
The Longest Journey
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The Longest Journey
Reposted by Chris Orser
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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The constant AI push is wearing me down. I sometimes read the google AI answer.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The constant AI push is wearing me down. I sometimes read the google AI answer.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
I just don’t feel like scrolling past that, and the sponsored posts to get to what might be the answer considering search also sucks now.
Reminder to not experiment at Thanksgiving.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reminder to not experiment at Thanksgiving.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
Make the food you know is good don’t try adding sausage to the dressing if you’ve never added it before.
You had all year.
I hope that dude runs against that other dude despite objections from the outsider who won a political upset and now thinks it’s not the time for someone else.
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I hope that dude runs against that other dude despite objections from the outsider who won a political upset and now thinks it’s not the time for someone else.
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
If you only get 1 dude who advocates for good politics every couple of years then society will get better around the time we’re all dead
I think every bald eagle in like 10 km is hanging around my house cause a deer died in the stream behind my place. Like 4 adults and at least 2 juveniles.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I think every bald eagle in like 10 km is hanging around my house cause a deer died in the stream behind my place. Like 4 adults and at least 2 juveniles.
Well it’s finally official. Throwing a sandwich is now legal in the District of Columbia
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well it’s finally official. Throwing a sandwich is now legal in the District of Columbia
It’s pretty fucked up that sports betting sites are endorsed by sport leagues
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s pretty fucked up that sports betting sites are endorsed by sport leagues
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
The ad I saw depicted a guy with no self control (like 4 bets during the 30s runtime) saying it made the game fun
Imagine if drugs had an app that would pester you to do more when they detect you’re trying to cut back
Surely now the Dems will stop trying to court the Dick Cheney vote.
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Surely now the Dems will stop trying to court the Dick Cheney vote.
Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values 🔥
a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man
Alt: a woman in a white feathered dress says i 've made him a man
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values 🔥
When you have a tattoo you just need to get rid of
a cartoon character from the simpsons says " i 'll also need to remove your tattoo "
Alt: Moe from the simpsons says " i'll also need to remove your tattoo" holding a grater
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When you have a tattoo you just need to get rid of
Starting to think we need the Gom Jabbar 💉
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Starting to think we need the Gom Jabbar 💉
Absolutely not a shock that I sold a bit of my company’s stock and it shot up to an all time high two days later
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Absolutely not a shock that I sold a bit of my company’s stock and it shot up to an all time high two days later
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
I need to weaponize this uncanny ability to sell during the dip.
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🧛
October 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🧛
I think a lot of problems could be solved if we hired more people to work fewer hours for the same money.
Would probably need to abolish landlords though. I said “fewer hours” not “do no productive labour”
Would probably need to abolish landlords though. I said “fewer hours” not “do no productive labour”
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think a lot of problems could be solved if we hired more people to work fewer hours for the same money.
Would probably need to abolish landlords though. I said “fewer hours” not “do no productive labour”
Would probably need to abolish landlords though. I said “fewer hours” not “do no productive labour”
Reposted by Chris Orser
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
Canada should be expanding Canada Post.
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Canada should be expanding Canada Post.
Dems sure do love to speak up when someone with power gets affected but they have been throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus for years in an effort to appeal to voters that will never vote democrat.
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Dems sure do love to speak up when someone with power gets affected but they have been throwing trans people and immigrants under the bus for years in an effort to appeal to voters that will never vote democrat.
Do you think Bongino going to Utah helped or did he just stare at a different office wall hating his job for 8 hours.
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do you think Bongino going to Utah helped or did he just stare at a different office wall hating his job for 8 hours.
Checking to see if that Malcom X quote is trending
September 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Checking to see if that Malcom X quote is trending
I’m starting to think the extremely disproportionate coverage between a regular person dying in gun violence and someone like Kirk shows that we don’t matter to those in charge.
Just a feeling, could mean nothing.
Just a feeling, could mean nothing.
September 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m starting to think the extremely disproportionate coverage between a regular person dying in gun violence and someone like Kirk shows that we don’t matter to those in charge.
Just a feeling, could mean nothing.
Just a feeling, could mean nothing.
Ask yourself what the reaction would be from the right if a prominent left wing hack was shot.
Don’t go below that bar.
Don’t go below that bar.
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ask yourself what the reaction would be from the right if a prominent left wing hack was shot.
Don’t go below that bar.
Don’t go below that bar.
It’s utterly baffling how much waste and grift is built into our economic system.
September 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s utterly baffling how much waste and grift is built into our economic system.