Chris·Noessel
@chrisnoessel.bsky.social
Implied: I know my country is being gutted by oligarchs+nazis, distracting us from looming threats of climate change and social collapse, but for a little distraction, here’s a skeet.
I’m just this guy, you know? http://linktr.ee/christophernoessel
I’m just this guy, you know? http://linktr.ee/christophernoessel
Tell me you're a Gen X protester without…
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tell me you're a Gen X protester without…
I call and raise uh extendapaw?
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I call and raise uh extendapaw?
For a minute I thought the silhouette was of a centaur and it was an obscure pro-AI thing.
July 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
For a minute I thought the silhouette was of a centaur and it was an obscure pro-AI thing.
Your AI is unconvincing, asshat. Literally any of us can do that now.
April 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Your AI is unconvincing, asshat. Literally any of us can do that now.
I passed by this thing at SFO and now I'm wondering about a future where you can purchase general artificial intelligence from an airport kiosk.
March 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I passed by this thing at SFO and now I'm wondering about a future where you can purchase general artificial intelligence from an airport kiosk.
“FOLLOWING” is tagged as a COMPLEX WORD? Fuck any AI that tries to make us that fucking dumb.
March 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
“FOLLOWING” is tagged as a COMPLEX WORD? Fuck any AI that tries to make us that fucking dumb.
In Carcassonne, you begin with a shared pool of resources and per a set of incentives, you compete to build things with meaning until slowly, running out of these resources, everything begins to shut down. Possibilities dwindle. Impossibilities emerge. Investments are lost. The game ends.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
In Carcassonne, you begin with a shared pool of resources and per a set of incentives, you compete to build things with meaning until slowly, running out of these resources, everything begins to shut down. Possibilities dwindle. Impossibilities emerge. Investments are lost. The game ends.
I am here, once again.
February 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am here, once again.
Slack has been down all day for us. Feels like the most productive I’ve been all year.
February 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Slack has been down all day for us. Feels like the most productive I’ve been all year.
In the 1800s some labor revolts had fictional leaders. Pictured here are Ned Ludd and Captain Swing (wikimedia). It makes me think all modern labor movements should have them.
February 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In the 1800s some labor revolts had fictional leaders. Pictured here are Ned Ludd and Captain Swing (wikimedia). It makes me think all modern labor movements should have them.
Happy Family Day, Canada!
Image from u/sparki_black, posted to Reddit.
Image from u/sparki_black, posted to Reddit.
February 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Family Day, Canada!
Image from u/sparki_black, posted to Reddit.
Image from u/sparki_black, posted to Reddit.
If past me denigrated this as fuigetry, please forgive current me, who now understands this is a co-occurrence diagram, useful for visualizing systems building an understanding of how all the parts of a thing relate, such as, say, an AI learning language.
February 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If past me denigrated this as fuigetry, please forgive current me, who now understands this is a co-occurrence diagram, useful for visualizing systems building an understanding of how all the parts of a thing relate, such as, say, an AI learning language.
Let’s really cause some cognitive dissonance.
February 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Let’s really cause some cognitive dissonance.
Security guard at my building said my hat matched my coffee cup “down to the smallest detail.” I don’t see it. Like, at all.
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Security guard at my building said my hat matched my coffee cup “down to the smallest detail.” I don’t see it. Like, at all.
I swiped “agentic” and it failed to find it, but it suggests “agentive.” Thanks for the vote of confidence, lil’ personalized iOS dictionary.
February 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I swiped “agentic” and it failed to find it, but it suggests “agentive.” Thanks for the vote of confidence, lil’ personalized iOS dictionary.
rosemarymosco.com/comics/bird-...
Addendum: Our love is like a tardigrade.
* Lil’ bit chubby, lil’ bit poky
* Arms just made for huggin’
* Weird enough to be our own phylum
Addendum: Our love is like a tardigrade.
* Lil’ bit chubby, lil’ bit poky
* Arms just made for huggin’
* Weird enough to be our own phylum
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
rosemarymosco.com/comics/bird-...
Addendum: Our love is like a tardigrade.
* Lil’ bit chubby, lil’ bit poky
* Arms just made for huggin’
* Weird enough to be our own phylum
Addendum: Our love is like a tardigrade.
* Lil’ bit chubby, lil’ bit poky
* Arms just made for huggin’
* Weird enough to be our own phylum
One-time coworker Gene X Hwang reached out to me to say he ran across my name in @arielwaldman.com’s book _Out There: The Science Behind Sci-Fi Film and TV_ in Chapter 5 “#ArtificialIntelligence: Should Spaceships be Sentient?”
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
One-time coworker Gene X Hwang reached out to me to say he ran across my name in @arielwaldman.com’s book _Out There: The Science Behind Sci-Fi Film and TV_ in Chapter 5 “#ArtificialIntelligence: Should Spaceships be Sentient?”
Ampersand with a pompadour.
February 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ampersand with a pompadour.
But try as I might, I could not get 4o to reply reliably. I used a patterned shotglass for easier yaw detection. It could detect presence of the glass with 1-shot training via a reference image, and worked a little better on a striped surface, but never, ever reliably. Nor fast. 🧵9
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
But try as I might, I could not get 4o to reply reliably. I used a patterned shotglass for easier yaw detection. It could detect presence of the glass with 1-shot training via a reference image, and worked a little better on a striped surface, but never, ever reliably. Nor fast. 🧵9
So I hopped into Python and used Ursina to make a quick-and-dirty mock up of Zhora’s room as pictured in the photo inspector scene. (Including the Arnolfini mirror.) It was ready to receive ad-hoc instructions! 🧵8
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So I hopped into Python and used Ursina to make a quick-and-dirty mock up of Zhora’s room as pictured in the photo inspector scene. (Including the Arnolfini mirror.) It was ready to receive ad-hoc instructions! 🧵8