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Talking of ending sentences, I Presume MEGA is followed by the word CUNT on the back?
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Talking of ending sentences, I Presume MEGA is followed by the word CUNT on the back?
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Media telling us Katy Perry had her first trip into space today, but come on, she must've already been living on a different planet when she married Russell Brand, right?
April 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Media telling us Katy Perry had her first trip into space today, but come on, she must've already been living on a different planet when she married Russell Brand, right?
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When you flick the heated seats on & grandad thinks he's pissed himself again....
March 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When you flick the heated seats on & grandad thinks he's pissed himself again....
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Musk joins German far right's opening rally remotely, instructs Germans to stop feeling guilty and reminds them how impressed Caesar had been with German tribes' ability to fight.
Could not make this up.
Could not make this up.
Elon Musk bei AfD-Wahlkampfauftakt in Halle (Saale) zugeschaltet
»Seid stolz, Deutsche zu sein«: Von einer Videoleinwand sprach der Techmilliardär Elon Musk zu AfD-Anhängern. Der Trump-Berater verbreitete seine Erkenntnisse über die »deutsche Kultur«, in der Messeh...
www.spiegel.de
January 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Musk joins German far right's opening rally remotely, instructs Germans to stop feeling guilty and reminds them how impressed Caesar had been with German tribes' ability to fight.
Could not make this up.
Could not make this up.
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My thoughts on why the Left has lost America.
January 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My thoughts on why the Left has lost America.
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Trump 2 .0: A New World Order
He's back. And this time he means business.
If only the left had got their house in order...
youtube.com/watch?v=R3XO...
He's back. And this time he means business.
If only the left had got their house in order...
youtube.com/watch?v=R3XO...
youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trump 2 .0: A New World Order
He's back. And this time he means business.
If only the left had got their house in order...
youtube.com/watch?v=R3XO...
He's back. And this time he means business.
If only the left had got their house in order...
youtube.com/watch?v=R3XO...
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Suppose that's me banned from X then...
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Suppose that's me banned from X then...
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Just tried to pay for my pick 'n' mix at Cineworld with a fifty pound note & got told they don't accept them?
So I had to give her two twenties & a ten instead.
So I had to give her two twenties & a ten instead.
January 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just tried to pay for my pick 'n' mix at Cineworld with a fifty pound note & got told they don't accept them?
So I had to give her two twenties & a ten instead.
So I had to give her two twenties & a ten instead.
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Please remember the correct way to pour your Christmas bucks fizz out this morning.
At first, you've got to speed it up & then you've got to slow it down.
At first, you've got to speed it up & then you've got to slow it down.
December 25, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Please remember the correct way to pour your Christmas bucks fizz out this morning.
At first, you've got to speed it up & then you've got to slow it down.
At first, you've got to speed it up & then you've got to slow it down.
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Thames Water bills are to rise 36% over the next five years, this comes just after they were fined 18 million by OFWAT for paying excessive dividends.
The customers are always the ones punished in the long run.
The customers are always the ones punished in the long run.
December 19, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Thames Water bills are to rise 36% over the next five years, this comes just after they were fined 18 million by OFWAT for paying excessive dividends.
The customers are always the ones punished in the long run.
The customers are always the ones punished in the long run.
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Any caterers out there, if you’re ever employed by Kemi Badenoch to supply food for a function, I will pay DOUBLE what she’s paying you if you turn up with nothing but moist sandwiches.
December 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Any caterers out there, if you’re ever employed by Kemi Badenoch to supply food for a function, I will pay DOUBLE what she’s paying you if you turn up with nothing but moist sandwiches.
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December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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My dear old grandad always used to say, "Keep 'em guessing about your next move."
Fantastic man, terrible driving instructor!
Fantastic man, terrible driving instructor!
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
My dear old grandad always used to say, "Keep 'em guessing about your next move."
Fantastic man, terrible driving instructor!
Fantastic man, terrible driving instructor!
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Ah, I did wonder where Prince Andrew's PR's person went to work after the Newsnight interview...
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Ah, I did wonder where Prince Andrew's PR's person went to work after the Newsnight interview...
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Reform UK MP James McMurdock was convicted for ‘repeatedly kicking his girlfriend’, and Nigel Farage thinks he deserves ‘Christian forgiveness’. The same Nigel Farage who assures us he’ll protect women and children from evil immigrants. Hypocritical c*nt.
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Reform UK MP James McMurdock was convicted for ‘repeatedly kicking his girlfriend’, and Nigel Farage thinks he deserves ‘Christian forgiveness’. The same Nigel Farage who assures us he’ll protect women and children from evil immigrants. Hypocritical c*nt.
This really made laugh. Some guilty reflections I guess.
Christmas is a great time of year.
You can shout 'Don't come in here' and people assume you are wrapping presents when really you're having a wank.
You can shout 'Don't come in here' and people assume you are wrapping presents when really you're having a wank.
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
This really made laugh. Some guilty reflections I guess.
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Fondly remembering the time someone at work sent a rushed email starting 'Dear Anus' to our MD.
MD was called Angus.
MD was called Angus.
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Fondly remembering the time someone at work sent a rushed email starting 'Dear Anus' to our MD.
MD was called Angus.
MD was called Angus.
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I'm really liking the 'retro' Twitter feel of Bluesky!
It's like stepping into a time machine, but instead of dinosaurs, we just have people collectively agreeing that Elon Musk is a complete cunt!
It's like stepping into a time machine, but instead of dinosaurs, we just have people collectively agreeing that Elon Musk is a complete cunt!
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I'm really liking the 'retro' Twitter feel of Bluesky!
It's like stepping into a time machine, but instead of dinosaurs, we just have people collectively agreeing that Elon Musk is a complete cunt!
It's like stepping into a time machine, but instead of dinosaurs, we just have people collectively agreeing that Elon Musk is a complete cunt!
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Used my Tesco Clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen this morning.
Managed to get 10% off.
Managed to get 10% off.
November 20, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Used my Tesco Clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen this morning.
Managed to get 10% off.
Managed to get 10% off.
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I read in The Times that X/Twitter is shedding users at a rate of 14% a month — on account of too many trolls, I assume. Meanwhile BlueSky, the Times says, has been growing by 1 million a day.
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I read in The Times that X/Twitter is shedding users at a rate of 14% a month — on account of too many trolls, I assume. Meanwhile BlueSky, the Times says, has been growing by 1 million a day.