Chris Mullendore
@chrismullendore.com
I’ve literally taken a fork and eaten caramelized roasted garlic cloves out of the bulb. No joke.
June 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ve literally taken a fork and eaten caramelized roasted garlic cloves out of the bulb. No joke.
Wow do we have different experiences here… 😄
May 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Wow do we have different experiences here… 😄
And then it happened. With ferocious tearing and an inhuman glee, the toilet paper roll’s remains were left on the ground for all to see.
April 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
And then it happened. With ferocious tearing and an inhuman glee, the toilet paper roll’s remains were left on the ground for all to see.
It sat still and waited for its fate. There was nowhere to go. Fate can’t be changed this close to realization. Fate was committed.
April 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It sat still and waited for its fate. There was nowhere to go. Fate can’t be changed this close to realization. Fate was committed.
Their intensity filling it with the obvious, simply factual knowledge that it was the prey.
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Their intensity filling it with the obvious, simply factual knowledge that it was the prey.
Suddenly sparkling eyes popped around the corner, mischievous and deadly. Those eyes… frightening not because they showed any evil or malice, but because they exuded a playful knowing that prey was about to be destroyed.
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Suddenly sparkling eyes popped around the corner, mischievous and deadly. Those eyes… frightening not because they showed any evil or malice, but because they exuded a playful knowing that prey was about to be destroyed.
And then it happened. With ferocious tearing and an inhuman glee, the toilet paper roll’s remains were left on the ground for all to see.
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And then it happened. With ferocious tearing and an inhuman glee, the toilet paper roll’s remains were left on the ground for all to see.
It sat still and waited for its fate. There was nowhere to go. Fate can’t be changed this close to realization. Fate was committed.
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It sat still and waited for its fate. There was nowhere to go. Fate can’t be changed this close to realization. Fate was committed.
Their intensity filling you with the obvious, simply factual knowledge that you were the prey.
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Their intensity filling you with the obvious, simply factual knowledge that you were the prey.
Suddenly sparkling eyes popped around the corner, mischievous and deadly. Those eyes… frightening not because they showed any evil or malice, but because they exuded a playful knowing that prey was about to be destroyed.
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Suddenly sparkling eyes popped around the corner, mischievous and deadly. Those eyes… frightening not because they showed any evil or malice, but because they exuded a playful knowing that prey was about to be destroyed.
People don't even use their brain power to think about what they could be giving up so that they don't have to use brain power. We have no idea what information that IoT dishwasher is hoovering from your network… but Yay! Convenience!
April 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
People don't even use their brain power to think about what they could be giving up so that they don't have to use brain power. We have no idea what information that IoT dishwasher is hoovering from your network… but Yay! Convenience!
I’m down for the satire, but next time please include (or reference in reposting from someone that doesn’t include) that this is from the onion and is therefore comedy. I’m all for it… but please just include the reference. And no, in our current INSANITY, it’s not “obvious” that this is satire.
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m down for the satire, but next time please include (or reference in reposting from someone that doesn’t include) that this is from the onion and is therefore comedy. I’m all for it… but please just include the reference. And no, in our current INSANITY, it’s not “obvious” that this is satire.
I’m in a repeating cycle of waking up at 6, so I’m tired at 9, so I wake up at 5:30, so I’m tired at 8:30, so I wake up at 5, wash, rinse, repeat. I swear I’m experiencing inverse jet lag.
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m in a repeating cycle of waking up at 6, so I’m tired at 9, so I wake up at 5:30, so I’m tired at 8:30, so I wake up at 5, wash, rinse, repeat. I swear I’m experiencing inverse jet lag.
Humans are a reactive species. There is nothing surprising about this perspective.
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Humans are a reactive species. There is nothing surprising about this perspective.