Chris Mullendore
chrismullendore.com
Chris Mullendore
@chrismullendore.com
Geek. I don't post much but might be paying attention.

https://www.geekytruths.com
The REAL gateway drug.
July 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Decided to bring back The Infinite Tale as a portfolio site. If you like stories that can go any direction or thought “what if this happened?!” then The Infinite Tale is worth looking at. 😊
The Infinite Tale
Tales for everyone, made by anyone. Read stories, choose directions, and write new directions for others to enjoy.
theinfinitetale.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It had lived its life in constant fear, but had somehow thus far eluded destruction. Maybe it had been forgotten? Maybe it was no longer interesting? It didn’t care… all it knew is that it was okay. It wasn’t lying on the floor, spent, defenseless, a victim of the enemy. Yet.
April 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Called it.
Imagine: 2028 republican presidential ticket is Vance for president, Trump for VP, with an open commitment that on being elected Vance will resign. Trump can’t be ELECTED, but nothing constitutionally prevents a third term through other methods.
March 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Please at least say it’s from The Onion since the posted image doesn’t. The problem isn’t that it’s satire… by all means, go nuts. The problem is that in our current insanity it could, actually, tragically, be perceived as real. @georgetakei.bsky.social
He’s not gonna like this one.
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Imagine: 2028 republican presidential ticket is Vance for president, Trump for VP, with an open commitment that on being elected Vance will resign. Trump can’t be ELECTED, but nothing constitutionally prevents a third term through other methods.
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
People keep talking about what Trump is/will/can do while he’s in office… when I just realized how he’s setting the government up such that he can guarantee a landslide win for republicans going forward, possibly forever. Manipulating FEC, FBI, and courts could be an unstoppable combination.
March 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A Case of Unfounded Trust
Do you know what your dishwasher is actually doing?
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February 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We all want this.
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It’s always comforting to sleep next to someone you love. #cat #cats
February 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you had things sitting in your shopping cart, now is the time to hit buy, before we all have to pay the (over)price.
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Facebook’s attempt at emotional manipulation at its finest. “We know you’re addicted to us and we own your world, so we’ll be here when you realize you can’t survive without us.” This is like telling your drug dealer you’re deleting their number and they say “I’ll msg you in a month”.
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Why does doing this scare me so much?

...and what an incredible tragedy it is that I've enabled leaving a website to make me feel this way.
January 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having never been a twitter user, I’m now questioning my move here. I’m being followed by rando OnlyFans content creators which, while I have no issue with those that create content on OF, I’m not sure I want to be associated with. Should I care? Thoughts?
January 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Without comment.
January 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The End of Ownership
Your digital library is not yours.
www.geekytruths.com
January 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM